It's not the Porch Joke...
From: Charles Perry (
Date: Tue, 18 Sep 2018 18:33:18 -0700 (PDT)

Not the suspenders one either. This one was new to me, so…


A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red Ferrari and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.


“What does it look like?” she finally asked. The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”


The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.


The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”




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