Ferrari Mailing List: Re: The Saga of Black Jesus

[ken rentiers (rentiers]

On Aug 21, 2007, at 5:24 AM, clyde wrote:
> This is better than anything on TV!
> Sent via BlackBerry from Cingular Wireless

Thanks! What I needed was 'Black Moses' to part the G*dd*mn waters.

I am now waiting to see what the damage assessment is and what  
insurance wants to do. This is not a typical flood car: no water got  
inside, and it was pushed high and dry within minutes of the Big  
Bang. My uneducated guess is damage is confined to the lower end and  
possibly the CAI, perhaps the cats and a few sensors.

Next week I will submit an Ode to the Rental PT Cruiser. Hell - I'll  
do it now....


The Idiot's Lament - by Kenzo Ferrari

Oh, crappy rental PT Cruiser,
How could I be such a loser?
Buzz on, tin steed, though facts may trouble you;
I drowned my f**king BMW.