Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Enzo's ghost is bored... and burning things.

[ken rentiers (rentiers]

Analysis:

1. Don't depend on automated devices when a potential failure could  
be disastrous.
2. The driver is what - 55? and has a NY accent.
3. His esposa is maybe pushing 30? She has a Russian accent.

Conclusion: asshole had all his brains run out when they made little  
holes in his scalp during his hair transplant (which went badly- he  
wears a baseball cap). He dumps the utility model wife and picks up a  
mail order bride from Russia. This guy is a heavy Viagra user - has a  
big steel ball on the torched tranny. That's phallic symbolism, folks!

Notice he blames the gas pump for failing to click off. Can you smell  
a forthcoming tort boys and girls?

ken

On Nov 8, 2007, at 3:50 PM, Steve Jenkins wrote:

> After watching the news video of that 308 burning, which included  
> some still
> shots of the car (presumably taken by the owner) pre-burn, I've  
> decided that
> the ghost of Enzo burned it.
>
> The front end was a monstrosity, the wheels where SO bad, and  
> what's up with
> the white shift knob? In a 250 GTO maybe... but a 308? Yuck...
>
> Even the key was wrong. It was burned, but I could tell it was a  
> modern 430
> key, presumably re-cut to a 308 ignition. Did I just use the word
> "presumably" twice in the same email?
>
> Enzo's ghost was hard at work in the last 2 rounds of the F1  
> championship,
> but now that the season is over, he's moving onto the road cars. :)
>
> Tasteless modifiers beware! ;)
>
> SJ
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