Ferrari Mailing List: Re: How Soon We Forget [Ferrari Digest, Vol 22, Issue 41]

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Now, now boys. You need to remember the principles of Affirmative Action.  
You cannot expect her to be able to drive in a manner equal to her competitors, 
 
in fact I don't understand by they don't reduce the amount of driving she 
must  do, sort of like an Indy 225 for her, just like they set lady's tees  
forward on golf courses, and the fact that other sports have women's divisions  
so 
that they don't have to perform to the same standards as men or compete on a  
level playing field, otherwise they would not be winning any titles, e.g. the  
Women's NBA, etc. And that silly pit crew guy should be held responsible for  
ruining her day, he should have known better and just gotten out of her way. 
Or  that might have been a male conspiracy against her, in which case we must  
disqualify any and all male drivers who finished in the standings ahead of  
her.
 
Of course, I don't have a good solution to what needs to happen when there  
are two underprivileged, affirmative action persons competing against each  
other, e.g., B. Houssein v. Hillary. Perhaps Howard Dean will give us some  
answers there.
 
Dr. Steve
 
 
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In a message dated 5/27/2008 5:16:49 A.M. Central Daylight Time,  
ferrari-request [at] ferrarilist.com writes:


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Date: Mon, 26 May 2008 10:41:05 -0400
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Subject: How Soon We Forget  ...


Poor Danica (Hey, don't you know who I am?) Patrick must have a  short 
memory. After snivelling all day about how her crew and car let her down  this 
year, 
and after Briscoe knocked her out exiting?the pits, she must have  forgotten 
about the pit crew member that she ran over and put in the hospital  a couple 
of weeks ago. Her 'Prima Dona' act reminds me of the old FM radio  jock in 
L.A., 'Emperor Hudson,' who, when signing off, would say, "Off the  freeways, 
peasants, The Emperor is coming."

But maybe it was just a  little of the team owner, Michael (Mow-em down) 
Andretti rubbing off on her.  If I remember right, he ran over is own crew 
members 
on a regular basis. Too  bad he didn't have his ex-wife as his right front 
tire changer! It got so bad  that there was talk of Michael having a gun sight 
installed on the nose of his  car. <g>

And poor Sarah, crying her little eyes out! I only hope  that she was wearing 
run-proof mascara. What's next with that poor child? It  sounds like the next 
stop on her continuing soap opera is a spot on Maury's  'Who's the Daddy' 
Show.

And I thought that Roller Derby was exciting!  Yer (can't wait til the next 
race) pal, Ferrari Bubba <g>

End of  Ferrari Digest, Vol 22, Issue  41
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