Ferrari Mailing List: Gay Chubby Daters and Composted Heaps

[Ken Rentiers (rentiers]

On Jun 25, 2008, at 6:40 PM, Dan Warlick wrote:

> How exactly does one become familiar with the existence and or the  
> location
> of said banner?
> Curious,(No not that way)
> Dan


One sees said banner used in a flame war on another car list and  
thinks it hilarious, thereby fueling a desire. That would be a desire  
to share said hilarious banner with one's friends, as an example of  
our American outrageousness in this sorry, post-manly society.

Lest you think I jest, consider the woes of those responsible for the  
upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver; who have already banned  
fried foods and specified all 15,000 complimentary back packs must be  
made or organic cotton, made here in America, and made by union labor;  
only to find no such trifecta extant. Worse, the Obamist organizers  
are now faced with a failed experiment to verify that the, advertised  
biodegradable, balloons actually do biodegrade when buried deep in a  
steaming compost heap.

I know you think I am making this up, but I'm not. You worry about  
$5.00 a gallon gasoline, they are testing biodegradable balloons. For  
relief hie yourself to the nearest news-stand where the new issue of  
R&T features not only the Ferrari California but a piece on the  
Maserati GT with a picture which will make all forget about chubby,  
gay daters and crazed conventioneers enmeshed in a struggle to out- 
green even the rain forest itself.

Just this evening I have launched a letter to the DNC stating that for  
$10.00 an hour I will voluntarily keep my immense, energy-sucking  
plasma screen TV turned off the whole week in a frenzy of offsetting  
sacrifice, while they guiltily enable the air conditioning in that  
immense mile-high convention hall as it slowly fills with lethal  
political gases and boundless cubits of hot, fetid collectivist air.

ken the carbon creditor
move over Algore, I'm a-comin' home!

(for those who missed it the first time)...