Ferrari Mailing List: Jeff Gordon fires pit crew (NFC)

[red5hilser (red5hilser]

Breaking news!?? Got a report that Jeff Gordon has fired? his pit crew!? This 
announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's 
scheme to employ some?Ghetto youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how 
unemployed youths from?the Ghetto?were able to remove a set of wheels in less 
than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could 
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Jeff Gordon's management 
team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. However -- Gordon got more 
than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the 
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 
12 seconds they had repainted, renumbered and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, 
Inc for ten cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife 
in the shower.

Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba