Ferrari Mailing List: NFC: Funny Newspaper Letter RE: Taxes

[Rick (Forza355]

      Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the 
Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...

      Dear IRS,

      I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 
15, but all is not lost.

      I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, 
CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income 
tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, 
waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, 
Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 
years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, 
state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state 
unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and 
local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and 
local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capital gains tax, 
lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, 
Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I 
can't recall, but I have run out of space and money.

      When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest 
mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, 
Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your 
boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

      Sincerely, 

      Ed Barnett
      Wichita Falls 
     

 P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.