Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Secretary of Behavior Modification

[stewartchung (stewartchung]

That is SO bogus!  We in Seattle can top that hands down! 

Just this morning I found out I was down to my last roll of TP, I was so 
depressed.  I went looking for my bottle of drano but damn I remember I 
drank that last week. 

OK, now I am gonna go find my jumper cables so I can hook up the car battery 
to my balls... 

;) 

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Charles Perry" < charles [at] carolina-sound.com > 
To: "Stewart Chung" < stewartchung [at] comcast.net > 
Cc: "The FerrariList" < ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com > 
Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 2:46 PM 
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Secretary of Behavior Modification 


> I'm sure it's no coincidence, then, that Portland recently ranked #1 on 
> a list of America's Unhappiest Cities: 
> 
> http://realestate.msn.com/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=18184152&gt1=3500 
> 0#2 
> 
> Ranked #1 for depression in the country 
> Ranked #12 for suicide in the country 
> Ranked #24 for property and violent crime 
> Ranked #4 for divorce 
> 
> And has 222 cloudy days per year. 
> And now has horrible and increasingly bad traffic. 
> 
> -- charles