Re: Just a joke
From: Britt2Asa (Britt2Asaaol.com)
Date: Mon, 8 Mar 2010 01:08:30 -0800 (PST)
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says:

"Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean, it's illegal ?" the German driver asks.

"Quattro means four!" the policeman answers.

"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile"
 , the German shouts ...
"Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5
 people !"

 "You canta pulla thata one on me !" says the
 Italian policeman.  
 "Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your carre and you are therefore breakinge the lawe!"

The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot !
  Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zum vun viz more intelligence!!!"

"Sorry" the Italian says, "He cantta comea.

He'sa buzy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."
 
 
 
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