Ferrari Mailing List: Re: KOREA---no Ferrari content

[dale sailors (sailorsdaleedward]

Hello Erik

          In Hong Kong there were snake shops

where you could select the live reptile. Then

the clerk would use a hook on a ring to remove

the liver from the live shake. You got to enjoy

that on the spot in a shot glass of clear or

"white" alcohol. Then you got the rest of the

snake to take to a nearby restaurant to prepare

and serve as snake yummies. I bought one one

time but the girlfriend with me objected and

I had to give the snake back. Of course there is

the Guangdong favorite, THREE SNAKE WINE for

those that don't need snake yummies. In Beijing

there are expensive specialty places that just

serve various species' penises. In the NE of China

specialty places serve donkey liver, kidneies

and testicals. Donkey yummies?

The various deer antler velvet potions will

light your fire in either the alcohol or water

and honey versions. Unfortunately the real ones

are pretty high. The optimum dose is 2 oz/day of

the alcohol and 20 ml of the other. You will be

preoccuppied and capable of one fun activity.

The best come from Liaoning and Jilin.

But some of the knockoffs will overstimulate

you to the point of a heart attack. The best

ones use deer velvet from PLA genetically

engineered deer processed in cold technolgy

using propietory procedures. A weaker version

is sold in the USA by DRAGON HERBS of California

on the Internet. The capsule versions sometimes

sold by GNC, etc are worthless. Sometimes USA

Korean groceries will have weak versions processed

in New Zealand at very high prices.

Another advantage of the real good liquor is you

can get high but not drunk even if you consume

250cc or more. Ideal for Chinese banquets!*

Also the good grade will not overstimulate

you heart wise.

As I said, China is an adeventure!

Regards

Dale

*unless you like the old Mongolian

 favorite fermented mares' milk!

From: Erik Nielsen <judge4re [at] gmail.com>
To: dale sailors <sailorsdaleedward [at] yahoo.com>
Cc: The FerrariList <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:30 PM
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] KOREA---no Ferrari content

Being raised under conservative southern American values (read: boring white guy rules), I didn't participate in the second house activities, but I did observe behaviors that would make the cast of Mad Men blush, but it probably helps the sales of snake bladders marinated in Maotai...

On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 9:03 PM, dale sailors <sailorsdaleedward [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

Hello

      Do Chinese husbands ever have sex with

their wives after fathering the one "Little

Emperor or Emperress"? I thought that was what

ernais, KTV girls, bath house massage girls,

female subordinates,etc were for?

       Live and learn!

       Regards

       Dale 

 

From: Erik Nielsen <judge4re [at] gmail.com>
To: dale sailors <sailorsdaleedward [at] yahoo.com>
Cc: The FerrariList <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>

Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:38 PM

Subject: Re: [Ferrari] KOREA---no Ferrari content

I never went on a diet since I started working in Asia, being 20 pounds above my ideal fighting weight gives me an advantage of at least 3 drinks over most colleages.  I usually get them back by asking why they always order the nasty stuff that is good for men's health when I know that as much time as they spend golfing that their wives must have stopped having sex with them years ago...

And the shark fin soup last night was good, as was the jellyfish, very fresh.  I guess Dennis is going to chime in now that I'm making him hungry.

 

On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 8:27 PM, dale sailors <sailorsdaleedward [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

Hi Erik

       In China when folks try to shock you

with food, just declare it your absolute

favorite and demand the host order at least

 three more platters so everyone else can eat

 all they can hold. They get the lesson quick.

       Actually most Chinese food is tasty but

some items lack "presentation" for want of

another word. I have eaten dog but avoid it

 if possible as I like dogs. Of course I have

 had protection dogs that ate a few people.

A neighbor's dog ate a chunk of me when I was

 five. I guess it all evens out.

Horse and mule show up on the menu there too

 with lots of other animals and insects,

shellfish, etc.

        One thing I always wondered in China

 was who gets the western cuts of meat? It is

usually not on menus or in stores unless you

buy the whole live animal and process it at

home. Even allowing for the Asian style chopper

butchering, a lot of good meat disappears.

        China is an adventure!

        Regards

        Dale   

         

From: Erik Nielsen <judge4re [at] gmail.com>

To: dale sailors <sailorsdaleedward [at] yahoo.com>
Cc: The FerrariList <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>

Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:44 PM
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] KOREA---no Ferrari content

I was lucky enough to baby sit a Saudi spec 308 GTS when we lived in Shanghai.  Of course after I leave, there is now a dealer on the same side of the river of my old town house.

 

I've not been to the Korean border on the China side, but I did find a North Korean style restaurant on the outskirts of Beijing that we used to go to when I was in town on business.  The dog soup was good and something I enjoy much more than ammonia fish (preserved sting ray) that the people in the south insist on ordering for western guests.  At least the beer is cold...

On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 11:02 AM, dale sailors <sailorsdaleedward [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

Hello

     China F-drivers are wrecking a number

of theirs. Heavydrinking at parties and

growing recreational drug use probably

contributes? "Show off" items are in high

demand in the urban centers. Although high

end ernai or mistresses just get BMWs as

of yet....except in Hong Kong. I have no

idea of the situation in India? I have to

believe the driving environment is better

in China though?  With the recent situation

involving the son of outsted Bo XiLai and

his association with driving a Ferrari,

officials will be careful about buying them

for family members. Bo is being "questioned"

on how he afforded one at $22,000/year salary?

Of course he has a few other family related

problems too.

      In summary, the F-scene in China is

growing. Eventually driving skills will too.

       Regards

       Dale

From: Doug and Terri Anderson <dnt [at] dock.net>
To: 'dale sailors' <sailorsdaleedward [at] yahoo.com>
Cc: 'The FerrariList' <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:45 AM
Subject: RE: [Ferrari] KOREA---no Ferrari content

Interesting Dale â nothing like a first person expertise to set the tone.  So I gather it is easier to see NK from China than to get into NK? 

 

China seems to be more willing to accept a different form of economic experience. 

 

I was at our local dealer, The Auto Gallery, in Los Angeles and the sales guys were complaining about their Maranello allotment â down from their 10 last year â India got 2 and China got 4 and we get a stinkinâ 4.

 

My my

 

Thanks for the insight.

 

DOUG

 

 

From: dale sailors [mailto:sailorsdaleedward [at] yahoo.com]

Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:22 AM
To: DOUG
Cc: The FerrariList

Subject: [Ferrari] KOREA ---no Ferrari content

 

Hi Listers

          We have a residence at Benxi City

near Dandong in China at the Yalu River bridge

to North Korea . Dandong has excellent seafood

restaurants overlooking the river and NK.

You can even take a motorboat tour along the

river about 10 feet from the NK shore. The

occassional soldier just waves. I have been

told you can visit NK but the USA people will

holler if your passport gets stamped. Lots of

Chinese cross daily for business or entertainment

events. A few Koreans shop in Dandong or sell

stuff to tourists. In spite of having a museum

devoted to the Korean War, all but one person

I met was polite and he was not from the area.

So the NK area isn't that bad; at least on the

China side of the Yalu. The Chinese roads are

great Ferrari territory too outside of towns

            Regards

            Dale 

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