Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Breaking News from Cavallino Classic

[JOHN ASHBURNE (jashburne]

The thing that makes it funny is that it actually is plausible. 

John

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On Jan 22, 2022, at 1:18 AM, Peter Rychel <dino308gt4 [at] hotmail.com> wrote:



Best read of the day my friend!

 

As funny as it is, wouldn’t that be the day when they try to get their hands on this list.

 

Peter

 

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From: Robert Garven
Sent: January 21, 2022 8:34 PM
To: PeterGT4
Cc: The FerrariList
Subject: [Ferrari] Breaking News from Cavallino Classic

 

Breaking news: I just received this

 

 

 

Canossa Events has just announced at the Cavallino Classic that it is acquiring BAT and the Ferrarilist.

BAT because Ferrari is jealous that so many people are being shook down without their involvement.

Flist well they already bought Fchat, so that was the next logical step in their master plan to place

everything related to Ferrari under the Big Red umbrella.

 

It is cancelling Brits 512 purchase because Clyde was out of the dealer network, although it is agreed that he 

can keep the beaver carpet because it was from an authorized reseller. It is demanding Brit take his car to the 

nearest authorized dealership where all Clydes non-factory improvements will be removed at his cost, and 

warns him not to do anything silly like that again.

 

Brian and everyone at Ted Rutlands will immediately be relocating to Florida, and every Cavallino collection will now

be described as “BC" Before Canossa or “AC" after Canossa.

 

Rob Garven's Pseudo Ferrari Museum must close immediately and all his non-factory authorized memorabilia and

clothing will be confiscated and crushed, or sold through its latest acquisition BAT. Both his cars will remain untouched

because Cavallino publications still doesn't recognize the GT4 as an actual Ferrari, but will keep listing them monthly

in the Mercato for $20,000 just to piss him off.

 

More to come!

 

  

 

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