Ferrari Mailing List: Re: waiting for qualifying...

[Hans E. Hansen (FList]

A little too much time on your hands, Ken?

Hans.

On 10/21/06, Ken Rentiers <rentiers [at] mac.com> wrote:
> while waiting for F1 to start....
>
> One day Bob took his Enzyte with a Big Tall glass of water (hint
> hint) and then kissed his Happy Wife goodbye. He whistled his moronic
> song as he went out the front door; off to work!  The GEICO lizard,
> asleep on the sunny steps, has his tail stepped on by Bob. (Bob's
> willy was So Big he couldn't see where his feet were).
>
> "G'day Mate!" screamed the lizard as he bit Bob right on the ass. Bob
> died immediately (KACHING! One point on the scrolling scoreboard)
>
> Arrrrgggghhhh!! said the Progressive Insurance Caveman as he leapt
> from the bushes and beat the living crap out of the stupid, execrable
> GEICO lizard with his club. (KAACHING!!!!) Lizard blood everywhere!!!
>
> Then with a screech of brakes, Michelin Man Bibendum, in a black
> Mercedes, dazed from so many laps at the track, hits the  Progressive
> Insurance Caveman hard enough to launch him into the next zip code.
> Scrreeeeech SLAMMO......... (KAACHIING!!!)
>
> Pant pant pant....OK:  3 - Zip. Suddenly the Borg Ship appears,
> populated by all the Morlocks running Political Ads promising to make
> my life better by taking all my money and telling me how to live.
>
> Cackling with glee, Bibendum swings his car around........
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