Ferrari Mailing List: waiting for qualifying...

[Ken Rentiers (rentiers]

while waiting for F1 to start....

One day Bob took his Enzyte with a Big Tall glass of water (hint  
hint) and then kissed his Happy Wife goodbye. He whistled his moronic  
song as he went out the front door; off to work!  The GEICO lizard,  
asleep on the sunny steps, has his tail stepped on by Bob. (Bob's  
willy was So Big he couldn't see where his feet were).

"G'day Mate!" screamed the lizard as he bit Bob right on the ass. Bob  
died immediately (KACHING! One point on the scrolling scoreboard)

Arrrrgggghhhh!! said the Progressive Insurance Caveman as he leapt  
from the bushes and beat the living crap out of the stupid, execrable  
GEICO lizard with his club. (KAACHING!!!!) Lizard blood everywhere!!!

Then with a screech of brakes, Michelin Man Bibendum, in a black  
Mercedes, dazed from so many laps at the track, hits the  Progressive  
Insurance Caveman hard enough to launch him into the next zip code.  
Scrreeeeech SLAMMO......... (KAACHIING!!!)

Pant pant pant....OK:  3 - Zip. Suddenly the Borg Ship appears,  
populated by all the Morlocks running Political Ads promising to make  
my life better by taking all my money and telling me how to live.

Cackling with glee, Bibendum swings his car around........