Ferrari Mailing List: Before You Buy That Honda Odyssey (Yes, Ferrari Content!!!)

[LS (lashdeep]

Before you do...ask yourself what Vince Neil would do.

(Vince at the Playboy Mansion with a TR and a PM) p. 271

"I put on a silk robe and boxer shorts and drove to the party in my 
Testerosa [his spelling :puff].  My mission was straightforward and 
simple: I walked into the party, found the centerfold, and said "I'm 
your rock star."

  She was wearing a white teddy with stockings and looked unbelievable.  
She looked at me an smiled.
 
  "Come on, we're wasting time," I continued. "Let's get out of here"

  We left the party and went to Bar One with our bedclothes still on. By 
the end of the night, she was so smashed she was dancing on the pool 
table in her negligee. I took her back to the hotel and tried to take 
her up to my room. "No" she screamed. "I want to drive the Ferrari 
first." I sighed and gave her the keys.  She pulled out of the hotel, 
drove onto Sunset, then turned south on San Vicente Blvd. As she began 
to turn onto Fountain, she suddenly gunned the gas.  I guess she wanted 
to see how fast the car could accelerate, but you don't do that when 
you're rounding a corner. The car spun a full 360 degrees and slammed 
into a truck crossing the intersection.  The truck knocked the car into 
a northbound lane on San Vicente, and my centerfold freaked out and 
tried to speed away. She made it about five feet before she plowed into 
a van, which completed the devastation of my Ferrari."

:)

LS


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