Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Fwd: NFC: And they wonder why French Media are not to betrusted

[Rick Lindsay (rolindsay]

Okay, this is getting too honest.  I grew up in
Kentucky - where the toothbrush was invented.  If it
had been invented anywhere else it would have been
called a teethbrush.

Like Arkansas, we also have interesting family trees. 
Actually, we don't have family trees.  We have low
spreading bushes!  It has also been shown that all of
us from Kentucky are related to two people; one man -
and his daughter!

Thanks for coming out.  I'll be here all week.  And
remember to tip your waitress!

RICK

--- red5hilser [at] aol.com wrote:

> Hey A.J. -- No fair. Although der Frau's 'family
> tree' has no branches, just a trunk. BTW, we went
> to?two of her cousins' wedding (singular) last
> weekend. Y'all know it's an Arkansas wedding by the
> following:
> 
> 1. The bride has more visible tatoos than the groom,
> less teeth, and more armpit hair.
> 2. The groom is wearing a sleeveless wife beater tee
> shirt that says 'I'd Rather Be Fishing.'
> 3. The 'cake' is a round stack of Twinkies.
> 4. Either possum pie or 'squirrel on a stick' will
> be served after the ceremony on paper plates.
> 
> And the list goes on ...