Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Will The Real Ted Williams Please Stand Up?

[ken rentiers (rentiers]

Can they just freeze my d**k????

On Sep 11, 2007, at 4:45 PM, red5hilser [at] aol.com wrote:

> To all Listers under the age of 60: Ted Williams was the last  
> baseball player to hit .400 or better for the entire?season in the  
> Major Leagues, playing many years for the Boston Red Sox in the  
> 1940's/50's. He was also a jet fighter ace during the Korean  
> conflict. His eyesight was 20-05. He could count the stiches on a  
> 100 mph fastball thrown by Bob Feller. (don't ask!) He currently  
> resides (frozen) in Phoenix, Az., standing upright in a cylinder  
> with a temperature of -275* minus his head, which is also frozen.  
> One of those cryogenics labs that promise you can come back after  
> modern science can cure you of what killed you in the first place.  
> You know, just like Walt Disney is. I just hope that they don't get  
> the heads mixed up when it comes time to thaw. Can you imagine Walt  
> in a baseball uniform ... or the 'Splendid Splinter' drawing Mickey  
> Mouse?
>
> Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Hans E. Hansen <FList [at] hanshansen.org>
> Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Fwd: Fwd: Montoya
>
>
>
> Not only do I not 'get it', I have no idea who Ted Williams
> is.......
>
> Hans.
>
> On 9/11/07, red5hilser [at] aol.com <red5hilser [at] aol.com> wrote:
> > Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Fwd: Montoya
> >
> >
> > Hey cLyDe: That was 3 years ago in Arizona. I hate to say it, but  
> > you're
> starting to sound like Ted Williams these days. All Ted does now is  
> stand around
> and keep chill'in. For all of those Listers who don't get?the Ted  
> thing?... send
> me an e-mail and I'll explain.
> > Yer pal, Shitbox Bubba
>
>
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>
>
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