Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Im writing a country song.

[red5hilser (red5hilser]

Hey Ken: The perfect Country & Western song, 'You Never Even Called Me By My 
name,' was written by Steve Goodman and sung by David Allan Coe, starts out 
like this: 

"The day my mom got out of prision, I went down to pick her up in the rain,
But before I got?to the station?in my pick-up truck, she got run over by that 
damned old train."

In the first 2 lines, y'all got mom, prison, rain, pick-up, train and death. 
How sweet it is! My 2nd pick would be Hank Jr's 'All My Rowdy Friends are 
Coming Down.' 

I don't know why, but every Hank Jr. concert I've ever attended, the girls 
outnumbered the guys in the mens room. Ever see a woman 'belly up' to a urinal 
with a line of guys standing behind her? It must be an old 'Family Tradition.' 
Or the gallons of Jack being consumed by one and all. Go figure ...

Yer Hillbilly pal, Shitbox(TM) Bubbaa


-----Original Message-----
From: ken rentiers rentiers [at] mac.com
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Im writing a country song.



Dan:

Commiserations from someone who has been there too often to try it  
again.
Just to make you feel better, here's a list of the top 10 Country  
Song Titles of all time.
Pick one for the list - I also finished your excellent lyrics (see  
below)

The top 10 Country & Western Titles of all time:

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day  
Long

and now for the lyrics:

The day before Thanksgiving
the movers backed up to my house,
took my TV and my turkey
and drove off with my spouse.

Now this old house is cold and empty
Even so I'm feeling merry,
She never emptied the garage
And so I still have my Ferrari!

Now go open a beer and nuke some frozen corn dogs. Football is on TV  
all day long!!


My very best  -ken-






On Nov 24, 2007, at 11:51 AM, Dan Warlick wrote:

> I'm writing a country song guys. It starts like this....
> The day before Thanksgiving she backed a moving truck up to my  
> house..........I get stuck there a fall into the mode of songs  
> already written. Meatloaf, Sinead O'Connor, Staind,etc.....
> I sincerely hope everyone had a much better holiday than myself.
>
> Dan Warlick
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