Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Im writing a country song.

[red5hilser (red5hilser]

Hey Uncle Ken: Let's not leave out Kinky Freidman,Âone of Texas' favorite-son 
songwriters. Who can forget his 'They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore,' or 
his 'I'm just an asshole From El Paso.' Being an honorary citizen from that 
Great State, and have the certificate hanging on the wall to prove it, I voted 
for him in the last election. His cigar aside, what a breath of fresh air on 
the political scene.

Yer pal, Bubba


-----Original Message-----
From: ken rentiers <rentiers [at] mac.com
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Im writing a country song.



Willi that's the National Anthem of Texas as sung by it's patron saint, David 
Allen Coe, who also gave us the immortal song "If That Ain't Country, I'll Kiss 
Your Ass"









WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON

AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN

BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK

SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN




CHORUS:Â

AND IâLL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME

AND I NEVER MINDED STANDINâ IN THE RAIN

NO, ANâ YOU DONâT HAVE TO CALL ME DARLINâ, DARLINâ

YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME

WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DONâT CALL ME

WHY DONâT YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME








On Nov 25, 2007, at 8:23 AM, red5hilser [at] aol.com wrote:



Hey Ken: The perfect Country & Western song, 'You Never Even Called Me By My 
name,' was written by Steve Goodman and sung by David Allan Coe, starts out 
like this:Â




"The day my mom got out of prision, I went down to pick her up in the rain,

But before I got?to the station?in my pick-up truck, she got run over by that 
damned old train."




In the first 2 lines, y'all got mom, prison, rain, pick-up, train and death. 
How sweet it is! My 2nd pick would be Hank Jr's 'All My Rowdy Friends are 
Coming Down.'Â




I don't know why, but every Hank Jr. concert I've ever attended, the girls 
outnumbered the guys in the mens room. Ever see a woman 'belly up' to a urinal 
with a line of guys standing behind her? It must be an old 'Family Tradition.' 
Or the gallons of Jack being consumed by one and all. Go figure ...




Yer Hillbilly pal, Shitbox(TM) Bubbaa







-----Original Message-----

From: ken rentiers rentiers [at] mac.com

Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Im writing a country song.










Dan:




Commiserations from someone who has been there too often to try it Â

again.

Just to make you feel better, here's a list of the top 10 Country Â

Song Titles of all time.

Pick one for the list - I also finished your excellent lyrics (see Â

below)




The top 10 Country & Western Titles of all time:




10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine




9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few




8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me




7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'




6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win




5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here




4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him




3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger




2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer




And the Number One Country & Western song is...




1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Â

Long




and now for the lyrics:




The day before Thanksgiving

the movers backed up to my house,

took my TV and my turkey

and drove off with my spouse.




Now this old house is cold and empty

Even so I'm feeling merry,

She never emptied the garage

And so I still have my Ferrari!




Now go open a beer and nuke some frozen corn dogs. Football is on TV Â

all day long!!







My very best -ken-



















On Nov 24, 2007, at 11:51 AM, Dan Warlick wrote:





I'm writing a country song guys. It starts like this....

The day before Thanksgiving she backed a moving truck up to my Â

house..........I get stuck there a fall into the mode of songs Â

already written. Meatloaf, Sinead O'Connor, Staind,etc.....

I sincerely hope everyone had a much better holiday than myself.




Dan Warlick

954-725-6331 Office

208-493-3529 Fax

954-793-3529 Mobile







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