Ferrari Mailing List: Re: No Longer Looking to Buy a Ferrari

[red5hilser (red5hilser]

Hey Uncle Ken: When I first got the 'Shitbox(TM), my father-in-law was visiting 
us in Tucson?from Arkansas. Let's face it, the most exotic machine he ever 
driven was a John Deere tractor. Being the thoughtful, caring son-in-law that I 
am, I took him on a 'Targa Florio' run?on the 9 mile, 2-lane blacktop up Mt. 
Lemmon, starting at 3,000 ft elevation and ending at 8K in the pines. 
Before the run, I said to him, "Get in, sit down, strap in, and sht up!" God 
bless his little heart, he never uttered a sound the entire trip. But when we 
stopped at the top to stretch our legs, He had a big yellow puddle in the crema 
leather passenger's seat. Lucky I had a big beach towel in the trunk. The 
up-side of this story was that neither he, nor der Frau spoke to me for a week 
after that!
I was going to name her 'Puddles,' but that would have pissed off der Frau even 
more. I was skating on thin ice anyway and that might have REALLY set her off.

Yer 'under the radar these days' pal, Bubba


-----Original Message-----
From: ken rentiers rentiers [at] mac.com
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] No Longer Looking to Buy a Ferrari

I call my car Black Jesus 'cause it's black and when I first pulled a? 
full throttle launch with my sainted sister in the passenger seat all? 
she could say was "Jesus, oh Jesus".

-ken-
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