Ferrari Mailing List: Re: The Shitbox Finally Qualified!

[red5hilser (red5hilser]

Not to worry, my friend. With yer humble servant being a poor Senior on a 
fiixed income in the heart of Hillbilly Heaven, and the price of gasoline at 
aprox $3.75 a gallon in these here parts, I can't afford to drive it anyway. 
I was just thinking of clearing off all the old washing machines, broken 
couches that the hounds sleep on, and TV sets that are rusting away?in front of 
my singlewide?and putting the Shitbox up on blocks, minus wheels and tires of 
course, as a single bold statement, therefore adding the first real touch of 
class that this 'ol wildcat trailer park has ever seen. What do y'all think?

Yer pal in East Jesus, Shitbox Bubba


-----Original Message-----
From: ferrarifixer [at] aol.com
Did they tell you that they are going to raise the gas tax to $500 per gallon 
to even everything out?? Be afriaid, be very afraid.? ;)

vty,

Michael Scaglione


-----Original Message-----
From: Bubba
Subject: [Ferrari] The Shitbox Finally Qualified!





Good news, fellow Tifosi! After 2 years of being ripped off by the State of 
Arkansas, we finally got a break on our vehicle registration fees. After being 
gouged for aprox. $22.00 a year, the Shitbox finally qualifies as an 'at least 
30 year-old antique car.' This morning I turned in my old plate and got an 
antique plate for $9.75, that I was told will be "good forever."
I was just hoping it would be until the end of time as we know it, but I was 
assured that it will be forever, instead. I think that means it will still be 
good long after our sun burns itself into a 'White Dwarf,' billions of years in 
the future, and incenerates our earth as we know it.?What a bargain!

Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba

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