Ferrari Mailing List: Re: The Shitbox Finally Qualified!

[red5hilser (red5hilser]

Who can afford to buy flowers? Here in East Jesus, the wild daffodils are just 
blooming, and it's snowing like heck outside now. What could be better than to 
be sitting beside your roaring fireplace, with 4 fingers of Jack in yer hand, 
looking out the front window of your singlewide at the white tableau; The red 
ferrari up on blocks with the yellow dafs?with green leaves sticking thru where 
the windshield used to be ... until uncle Jethro sighted in his squirrel rifle 
last fall.

Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba.


-----Original Message-----
From: Uncle Ken
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] The Shitbox Finally Qualified!


Which brings up the question: what kind of flowers are suitable to plant in an 
old Ferrari??
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On Mar 4, 2008, at 5:51 AM, red5hilser [at] aol.com wrote:?
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> Not to worry, my friend. With yer humble servant being a poor Senior > on a 
> fiixed income in the heart of Hillbilly Heaven, and the price > of gasoline 
> at aprox $3.75 a gallon in these here parts, I can't > afford to drive it 
> anyway.?
> I was just thinking of clearing off all the old washing machines, > broken 
> couches that the hounds sleep on, and TV sets that are > rusting away?in 
> front of my singlewide?and putting the Shitbox up on > blocks, minus wheels 
> and tires of course, as a single bold > statement, therefore adding the first 
> real touch of class that this > 'ol wildcat trailer park has ever seen. What 
> do y'all think??
>?
> Yer pal in East Jesus, Shitbox Bubba?
>?
>?
> -----Original Message-----?
> From: ferrarifixer [at] aol.com?
> Did they tell you that they are going to raise the gas tax to $500 > per 
> gallon to even everything out?? Be afriaid, be very afraid.? ;)?
>?
> vty,?
>?
> Michael Scaglione?
>?
>?
> -----Original Message-----?
> From: Bubba?
> Subject: [Ferrari] The Shitbox Finally Qualified!?
>?
>?
>?
>?
>?
> Good news, fellow Tifosi! After 2 years of being ripped off by the > State of?
> Arkansas, we finally got a break on our vehicle registration fees. > After 
> being?
> gouged for aprox. $22.00 a year, the Shitbox finally qualifies as an > 'at 
> least?
> 30 year-old antique car.' This morning I turned in my old plate and > got an?
> antique plate for $9.75, that I was told will be "good forever."?
> I was just hoping it would be until the end of time as we know it, > but I 
> was?
> assured that it will be forever, instead. I think that means it will > still 
> be?
> good long after our sun burns itself into a 'White Dwarf,' billions > of 
> years in?
> the future, and incenerates our earth as we know it.?What a bargain!?
>?
> Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba?
>?
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