Ferrari Mailing List: Re: The Shitbox Finally Qualified!

[jimshadow (jimshadow]

Why spend the money when you're on a Fixed Income, Willi?   Just piss on that 
tank until its full....I'm sure between the RoadKill Stew and the homemade  
moonshine that urine will stabilize things just fine!
Yer Shitbox Brutha in Indiana!!!
Jim 
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-----Original Message-----
From: "Doug and Terri Anderson" <dnt [at] dock.net>

Date: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:00:00 
To:JIM <jimshadow [at] verizon.net>
Cc:The FerrariList <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] The Shitbox Finally Qualified!


be sure to put the blocks under the suspension - you don't want the 
suspension to droop and risk corroding the shock absorber piston shafts. 
Oh, and add some stabilizer to the gas - you can get that at your favorite 
bait shop.
Your pal
DOUG
get well - and drive

----- Original Message ----- 
From: <red5hilser [at] aol.com>
To: "DOUG" <dnt [at] dock.net>
Cc: "The FerrariList" <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 04, 2008 3:51 AM
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] The Shitbox Finally Qualified!


> Not to worry, my friend. With yer humble servant being a poor Senior on a 
> fiixed income in the heart of Hillbilly Heaven, and the price of gasoline 
> at aprox $3.75 a gallon in these here parts, I can't afford to drive it 
> anyway.
> I was just thinking of clearing off all the old washing machines, broken 
> couches that the hounds sleep on, and TV sets that are rusting away?in 
> front of my singlewide?and putting the Shitbox up on blocks, minus wheels 
> and tires of course, as a single bold statement, therefore adding the 
> first real touch of class that this 'ol wildcat trailer park has ever 
> seen. What do y'all think?
>
> Yer pal in East Jesus, Shitbox Bubba
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ferrarifixer [at] aol.com
> Did they tell you that they are going to raise the gas tax to $500 per 
> gallon to even everything out?? Be afriaid, be very afraid.? ;)
>
> vty,
>
> Michael Scaglione
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Bubba
> Subject: [Ferrari] The Shitbox Finally Qualified!
>
>
>
>
>
> Good news, fellow Tifosi! After 2 years of being ripped off by the State 
> of
> Arkansas, we finally got a break on our vehicle registration fees. After 
> being
> gouged for aprox. $22.00 a year, the Shitbox finally qualifies as an 'at 
> least
> 30 year-old antique car.' This morning I turned in my old plate and got an
> antique plate for $9.75, that I was told will be "good forever."
> I was just hoping it would be until the end of time as we know it, but I 
> was
> assured that it will be forever, instead. I think that means it will still 
> be
> good long after our sun burns itself into a 'White Dwarf,' billions of 
> years in
> the future, and incenerates our earth as we know it.?What a bargain!
>
> Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba
>
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