Ferrari Mailing List: Fwd: England

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Think about it! Bubba



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> Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool.?
> One of them says to the innkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.?
> I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two Molson Canadian beers, draft please' The?
> innkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while?
> pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, boys?' 'Off to?England?next?
> month,' says Joe. 'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for 
> miles,?
> don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees. 'Ah, England,' says the innkeeper. 'Wonderful?
> country... the history, the beer, the culture...' 'Nah, we don't like that?
> British crap,' says Joe. 'Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim??
> And we can't stand the English - they're arrogant and rude. 'So why keep 
> going?
> to England?' asks the innkeeper. Joe replies, 'It's the only chance Jim?
> gets to drive.'
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