Ferrari Mailing List: Re: what is this?

[Rick Lindsay (rolindsay]

Which leads us into chaos theory.  If an entangled 
farticle pair is linked but the farticle and its
anti-farticle are in different hemispheres - north and
south - will the slight Coriolis-induced variation in
their stink-factor be also linked?  If so, this
perhaps explains the natural balance in the universe
preventing entropy from rocketing us off into total
disorder! BUT, if chaos rules, true balance is never
reached because of tiny fractal differences in initial
odoriferous conditions - then farts do actually stink!


Paraphrasing Douglas Adams, "This wonder is obviously
a miracle and thereby proves the non-existence of
God."

Damn we're good!

rick - kcir

--- jimshadow [at] verizon.net wrote:

> This is great!  Now can we tie in some String Theory
> into this?     Would the flatulence coming fom say a
> car parked in Ft Wayne as the occupant is reading
> his Blackberry have the slightest effect on the
> vortices of gasseous emissions from fellow FListers 
> in either hemisphere??
> 
> Jim 
> ------Original Message------
> From: David Thursby
> To: Jim
> Cc: rodv [at] lmpetroleum.com
> Cc: The FerrariList
> Subject: Re: [Ferrari] what is this?
> Sent: Jul 9, 2008 1:15 PM
> 
> Rick Lindsay wrote:
> > Okay, this thread has degraded so far that even I
> can
> > contribute!  
> >
> > A friend of mine in New Zealand, professes to be
> > trying to fart negative "stink radicals" (A.K.A.
> > negative farticles, in the common press).  His
> theory
> > is that if he can fart negative stink radicals he
> can,
> > with proper balance, negate the smell of positive
> > radicals - just by taking a dump!  Then again, who
> > knows what kind of energy might be released when
> the
> > two farticles annihilate one another?!  Could this
> be
> > the source of 'dark matter'? 
> >
> > I love science.
> >
> > rick
> > Cc: RodMon, flatulence scientist extraordinaire
> >
> > --- "Ferrarisimo [at] Comcast.net"
> > <Ferrarisimo [at] comcast.net> wrote:
> >
> >   
> Quite possibly correct, except for 1 minor issue....
> In the Southern 
> Hemisphere, the vortex of the outgoing particle
> stream would in fact 
> rotate in a direction opposite to that of a similar
> vortex created in 
> the NH. This is evident when examining the direction
> of rotation of high 
> and low pressure weather systems between the 2
> hemispheres (global 
> warming relevance here). Consequently, a positive
> radical displaced 
> from, say, San Francisco, would in fact be enhanced
> if subjected to a 
> negative farticle vortex when in the Southern
> Hemisphere. This would 
> totally unbalance the status quo of radicals in both
> hemispheres. The 
> best evidence for this yet is the bombing of the
> Rainbow Warrior (itself 
> a vessel of radicalism) by the French military in
> the 80's while at 
> berth in Auckland. ie the traditional NH positive
> radical (Rainbow 
> Warrior and crew) was upstaged by the now even more
> radical French 
> military. Ergo, it is an ill wind that blows when
> the French fart down 
> under, under the covers of darkness.
> 
> YMMV (Gas related economy link), Dave
> 
>
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