Ferrari Mailing List: NFC: Funny stuff...

[Mike Fleischer (themightytoe]

OK with all the seething right and left wing folks on this list  (you 
know who you are Dr. S and Mr J)...  I thought this was pretty funny...

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you 
would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, 
drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum 
recycling refund, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to 
drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg!

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons 
of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 
miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

Kinda makes you want to walk around with a beer in your hand doesn't it?