Ferrari Mailing List: Re: NFC but worth knowing anyway

[LarryT (l02turner]

That's hilarious!
(and true!)

Sincerely,
Larry T  (74 911, 91 300D 2.5T)
www.youroil.net Oil Analysis Kits &
Porsche Posters/Weber parts
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "philville dejazzd.com" <philville [at] dejazzd.com>
To: "Larry Turner" <l02turner [at] comcast.net>
Cc: "The FerrariList" <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Sent: Friday, November 21, 2008 3:29 PM
Subject: [Ferrari] NFC but worth knowing anyway


>   Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element
>   yet known to science.
>   The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
>   neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,
>   giving it an atomic mass of 312.
>   These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
>   are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
>   peons.
>   Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
>   detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
>   contact. A tiny a mount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
>   would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years
>   to complete.
>   Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay,
>   but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion
>   of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In
>   fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
>   each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
>   isodopes.
>   This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to
>   believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
>   concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
>   morass.
>   When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
>   element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it
>   has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
>   Philip "Phil" Tegtmeier
>   39 Churchill Drive
>   Elverson Pa 19520
>   610.525.8949
>   And, go to: ... www.PhilvilleUSA.com


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