Ferrari Mailing List: Re: New element discovered

[LarryT (l02turner]

Thx for that Paul - it's been a while since I last read it and it stil makes 
me laugh - especially the part about the morons.

I heard about some bumper stiker being sold/distributed saying "1/20/09 - 
End of an Error".  which is being rebuted with "1/20/09 - Beginning of an 
Error"

If these guys weren't playing with *our* money it'd be easy to laugh at the 
pitiful game they all play - but it affects us too greatly for that --

Sincerely,
Larry T  (74 911, 91 300D 2.5T)
www.youroil.net Oil Analysis Kits &
Porsche Posters/Weber parts
Test Results - http://members.rennlist.com/oil/

http://www.scamfreetop10.com/1233.html


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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Paul Bennett" <pbennett [at] macnet.com>
To: "Larry Turner" <l02turner [at] comcast.net>
Cc: "The FerrariList" <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:58 PM
Subject: [Ferrari] New element discovered


> Admittedly stolen but worth the read
>
> ************
>
> Coming on the cusp of the presidential innauguration is the discovery of a 
> new element:
>
> Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet 
> known to science. The new element, Governmentium(symbol=Gv), has one 
> neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant 
> deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are 
> held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast 
> quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
>
> Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be 
> detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into 
> contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
> normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to 
> complete.
>
> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, 
> but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant 
> neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places In fact, Governmentium's mass 
> will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause 
> more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
>
> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe 
> that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical 
> concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical 
> morass.
>
> When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium 
> (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as 
> Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
>
>
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