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Sent: Sunday, March 06, 2011 5:58 PM
Subject: Fwd: Exciting Vacation Cruise
Let us know if you sign up ... Bill and I might want to go
along!!
Love,
Karen, Kardie, Mom, Grandma (X3), etc., (Bill
too!)
God Bless America
Hereâs an
exciting opportunity for the vacation traveler who wants
something a little differentâ
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L u x u r y C r u i s
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Now Accepting Reservations!
Additional cruise information available
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The Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the
ultimate adventure cruise,
along the
pirate-infested coast of
Somalia |
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Ultimate Adventure Cruise
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We
board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the
Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red
Sea,
and disembark in Mombasa Kenya , seven
adrenaline-charged days later.
Reservations
start at only $5,200 per-person (double
occupancy, inside room)
and $6,900 (verandah
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You'll
relax like never
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That's
because you are welcome to bring
your
own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your
own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard
Master Gunsmith.
Enjoy
reloading parties every afternoon,
with skeet
and marksmanship competitions every
night!
But the best fun of all, of
course,
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...Pirate
Target Practice! |
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The
object of our cruise is to sail up and down the
Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by
pirates! |
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Price |
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AK-47 Light
Assault |
$12.00
Per
Day |
On a budget? Rent a full-auto
scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
with 7.62
ball ammo at $12 per 100
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M-16 Full
Automatic |
$25.00
Per
Day |
Rent a full auto M-16 for
only $25/day with ammo
attractively priced at
$16 per 100 rounds of 5.56
armor-piercing: |
Barrett M-107 50
Caliber |
$59.00
Per
Day |
Hello! Nothing gets a
pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal
rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of
armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only
$29.95. |
RPG
Launcher |
$175.00
Per
Day |
Want to make a real impact?
Rent an RPG for only $175/day
with three
fragmentation rounds included!
A true
favorite among pirates, rent one today and show
you
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Customer
Testimonials |
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"Six
attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I
bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two,
and
my 12-year old son sank two boats with the
mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for
the whole family"-- Fred D., Cincinnati ,
OH |
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"Pirates
0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't
recommend it highly
enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda ,
MD |
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BUT
WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin
mounted mini-guns are available for rental
at
only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained
fire! |
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Additional
Cruise Line
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- Need a spotter? Our
professional crew members can double as spotters
for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but
gratuities are not).
- Also included: Free
complimentary night vision equipment --and
throughout the night, coffee, pastries and
snacks are always available on the main deck
from 7pm until 6am.
- Our deluxe package
comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms
offer a mini-bar.
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SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! |
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We
guarantee you will experience at least two
hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an
instant $1,000 refund upon arrival
in Mombasa
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How can we make that guarantee? We
operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles
off the coast of Somalia, thus in international
waters where pirates have no rights
whatever.
In
fact, we make three passes through the area's most
treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by
Somali mother ships.
We
repeat this for five days, making three complete
passes past the entire Somali Coast...At night,
the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot
every five minutes, with loud disco music
directionally beamed shore side to attract maximum
attention.
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ACT
NOW! |
Cabin
space is limited so you need to respond quickly.
Reserve your package before Aug 31st and get a
great bonus--
100 rounds of free tracer ammo
in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for
the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise
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BUT THERE'S EVEN
MORE! |
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Reserve
Now -and be automatically entered to win a 5
minute time slot on the Captain's own Twin
Browning 50 Caliber M2HB installation!
"I
haven't had this much fun since flying choppers
in ' Nam . Don't worry about getting shot by
pirates...
they never even got close to the
ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy
aim...
Come on board and bag your own clutch
of genuine Somali pirates!"
--
Mike W., Savannah , GA
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