Ferrari Mailing List: Re: your car

[Peter Rychel (dino308gt4]

Ingenious and hilarious!

Peter

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From: dnt [at] dock.net
Date: Sun, 28 Jun 2015 18:31:50 -0700
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] your car
CC: ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com
To: dino308gt4 [at] hotmail.com

 

Clyde admonishes the unclean “I would strongly advise all of you to log the temps of your car in adverse conditions . . . “

 

Good point Clyde.

 

Picture this – Mid 1970’s at Riverside Int’l Raceway – Labor day in SoCal’s high desert.  Hot hot hot.  We’re racing an air cooled 911 Porsche.  Engine temps get hotter than scary hot.  Quite a distraction.  Oh what to do?  What to do? 

 

Easy - - - re-plumb the 2 gallon sized windshield washer reservoir bottle with a hose to the engine compartment and end it with a windshield washer squirter.  Aim the squirter into the engine fan and wire a turn signal flasher relay to a switch on the dash to a windshield washer squirter motor. 

 

Going down the 12 mile long (seemingly) back straight, flip the switch on – squirt – squirt - squirt, and watch the temps drop faster than the re-sale value of a new Ferrari.

 

DOUG

Somehow the squirt squirt squirt sequence also seems to hit a sensual pleasure point –  but now at my age I can’t recall what that might have been.  Ah well - -

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