Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...

[Hans E. Hansen (FList]

On 1/10/07, Ken Rentiers <rentiers [at] mac.com> wrote:
> A cheerleader, a dwarf and a baboon

Which one was Ferrari Bubba?

> Spent the night in a cheap motel room
> And they argued all night, over who had the right
> To do what, and with which, and to whom.
>
> ken
> On Jan 10, 2007, at 11:31 AM, Brian E. Buxton wrote:
>
> > I think I saw a movie like that once.  Were you the guy in the mask
> > and
> > feather boa or the one standing next to the midget holding the monkey
> > and the set of golf clubs?
> >
> > =)
> >
> > BEB
> >
> >
> > red5hilser [at] aol.com wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>
> >> -----Original Message---
> >> Subject: RE: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...
> >>
> >>
> >> Great story.
> >>
> >>
> >> When I used to 'work' for a living, and I was in Production
> >> Management at Tucson Newspapers, one of our janitors was named
> >> Gerard. He was a member of a small 'Born Again' religious sect
> >> called 'The Door.' He gave them his paycheck and they provided him
> >> with room and board. I had heard rumors that he was 'well endowed'
> >> from some of the pressmen that he showered with when he got off
> >> shift.  One day an on-the-job accident report came across my desk
> >> that was hard to believe. It stated that in the press locker room,
> >> after his shower, he had sat on his penis, injuring himself, and
> >> requesting that it be a Workmans Comp injury. WOW, I had never
> >> seen this before and set out to investigate. I interviewed Gerard
> >> and asked him to show me his injured member. We went into a mens
> >> room, Gerard pulled down his pants, and *IT* fell out, dangling
> >> down to his knees. I gasped and stepped back, not believing what I
> >> saw! Jeezez! it was LONGER AND THICKER than the donkey I saw being
> >> used in the  st
> >  a
> >> g show in Tijuana, Mexico that my uncle took me to see when I was
> >> 14 years-old. Yes, it was red and swollen and I didn't want to
> >> touch it. I asked him if he had a girlfriend and used it, and he
> >> told me that, no, he was saving it for marriage. What a shame. If
> >> I were hung like that, I would have had to get an unlisted phone
> >> number! Anyway, I re-read the report and had the Building
> >> Maintence Manager rewrite the report, editing such words as 'cock,
> >> schlong, and prick out.' I knew that they wouldn't fly past our
> >> VERY professional HR department. Somehow <G> word was leaked out
> >> about Gerard's 'unfortunate' problem and the girls at work
> >> wouldn't leave him alone, trying to get a date. Lucky Bastard!
> >>
> >> Yer (less popular) pal, Ferrari Bubba
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
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