Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...

[jimshadow (jimshadow]

Are you the Prophet of Poon??

Jim
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-----Original Message-----
From: Ken Rentiers <rentiers [at] mac.com>
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:41:57 
To:JIM <jimshadow [at] verizon.net>
Cc:The FerrariList <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...

A cheerleader, a dwarf and a baboon
Spent the night in a cheap motel room
And they argued all night, over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

ken
On Jan 10, 2007, at 11:31 AM, Brian E. Buxton wrote:

> I think I saw a movie like that once.  Were you the guy in the mask  
> and
> feather boa or the one standing next to the midget holding the monkey
> and the set of golf clubs?
>
> =)
>
> BEB
>
>
> red5hilser [at] aol.com wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message---
>> Subject: RE: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...
>>
>>
>> Great story.
>>
>>
>> When I used to 'work' for a living, and I was in Production  
>> Management at Tucson Newspapers, one of our janitors was named  
>> Gerard. He was a member of a small 'Born Again' religious sect  
>> called 'The Door.' He gave them his paycheck and they provided him  
>> with room and board. I had heard rumors that he was 'well endowed'  
>> from some of the pressmen that he showered with when he got off  
>> shift.  One day an on-the-job accident report came across my desk  
>> that was hard to believe. It stated that in the press locker room,  
>> after his shower, he had sat on his penis, injuring himself, and  
>> requesting that it be a Workmans Comp injury. WOW, I had never  
>> seen this before and set out to investigate. I interviewed Gerard  
>> and asked him to show me his injured member. We went into a mens  
>> room, Gerard pulled down his pants, and *IT* fell out, dangling  
>> down to his knees. I gasped and stepped back, not believing what I  
>> saw! Jeezez! it was LONGER AND THICKER than the donkey I saw being  
>> used in the  st
>  a
>> g show in Tijuana, Mexico that my uncle took me to see when I was  
>> 14 years-old. Yes, it was red and swollen and I didn't want to  
>> touch it. I asked him if he had a girlfriend and used it, and he  
>> told me that, no, he was saving it for marriage. What a shame. If  
>> I were hung like that, I would have had to get an unlisted phone  
>> number! Anyway, I re-read the report and had the Building  
>> Maintence Manager rewrite the report, editing such words as 'cock,  
>> schlong, and prick out.' I knew that they wouldn't fly past our  
>> VERY professional HR department. Somehow <G> word was leaked out  
>> about Gerard's 'unfortunate' problem and the girls at work  
>> wouldn't leave him alone, trying to get a date. Lucky Bastard!
>>
>> Yer (less popular) pal, Ferrari Bubba
>>
>>
>>
>
>
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