Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...

[Dennis Liu (bigheaddennis]

Off topic, off topic, this surely must be
No Ferrari traffic today, can't you see?
Just a few old folks left, newbies do flee,
Our list population does truly recede.

Willi talks about, well, willies,
Doc Ken talks about baboons,
Brian chimes in, being real silly
Dr Steve's Sig can't end too soon.

FerrariList, a slow death will die,
Too much off topic, in all our replies.
Interest in Ferrari wanes, we ask ourselves why,
Perhaps it's because we're down to 12 guys.

Vty,

--Dennis



-----Original Message-----
From: Cook, Steve C (GE Indust, GE Fanuc) [mailto:Steve.Cook [at] gefanuc.com] 
Sent: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 12:49 PM
To: Dennis Liu
Cc: The FerrariList
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...

OH!  Don't be silly, and don't be a loon.
He would of told us, and all too soon.
He loves to sing about it, he loves to croon, He piles it on with a shovel,
not a spoon.



-----Original Message-----
From: jimshadow [at] verizon.net [mailto:jimshadow [at] verizon.net]
Sent: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 10:46 AM
To: Cook, Steve C (GE Indust, GE Fanuc)
Cc: The FerrariList
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...

Are you the Prophet of Poon??

Jim
Sent from my BlackBerry(r) wireless device  

-----Original Message-----
From: Ken Rentiers <rentiers [at] mac.com>
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:41:57
To:JIM <jimshadow [at] verizon.net>
Cc:The FerrariList <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...

A cheerleader, a dwarf and a baboon
Spent the night in a cheap motel room
And they argued all night, over who had the right To do what, and with
which, and to whom.

ken
On Jan 10, 2007, at 11:31 AM, Brian E. Buxton wrote:

> I think I saw a movie like that once.  Were you the guy in the mask 
> and feather boa or the one standing next to the midget holding the 
> monkey and the set of golf clubs?
>
> =)
>
> BEB
>
>
> red5hilser [at] aol.com wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message---
>> Subject: RE: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...
>>
>>
>> Great story.
>>
>>
>> When I used to 'work' for a living, and I was in Production 
>> Management at Tucson Newspapers, one of our janitors was named 
>> Gerard. He was a member of a small 'Born Again' religious sect called 
>> 'The Door.' He gave them his paycheck and they provided him with room 
>> and board. I had heard rumors that he was 'well endowed'
>> from some of the pressmen that he showered with when he got off 
>> shift.  One day an on-the-job accident report came across my desk 
>> that was hard to believe. It stated that in the press locker room, 
>> after his shower, he had sat on his penis, injuring himself, and 
>> requesting that it be a Workmans Comp injury. WOW, I had never seen 
>> this before and set out to investigate. I interviewed Gerard and 
>> asked him to show me his injured member. We went into a mens room, 
>> Gerard pulled down his pants, and *IT* fell out, dangling down to his 
>> knees. I gasped and stepped back, not believing what I saw! Jeezez! 
>> it was LONGER AND THICKER than the donkey I saw being used in the  st
>  a
>> g show in Tijuana, Mexico that my uncle took me to see when I was
>> 14 years-old. Yes, it was red and swollen and I didn't want to touch 
>> it. I asked him if he had a girlfriend and used it, and he told me 
>> that, no, he was saving it for marriage. What a shame. If I were hung 
>> like that, I would have had to get an unlisted phone number! Anyway, 
>> I re-read the report and had the Building Maintence Manager rewrite 
>> the report, editing such words as 'cock, schlong, and prick out.' I 
>> knew that they wouldn't fly past our VERY professional HR department. 
>> Somehow <G> word was leaked out about Gerard's 'unfortunate' problem 
>> and the girls at work wouldn't leave him alone, trying to get a date. 
>> Lucky Bastard!
>>
>> Yer (less popular) pal, Ferrari Bubba
>>
>>
>>
>
>
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