Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...

[LarryT (l02turner]

I hope you didn;t spill it on your palms too - with the Enzyte and all - 
people will be talking,   Also, I hear it makes it really difficult to type 
with hairy palms!  And with that wooly mammoth  look going on, you;re going 
to have a lot of time to spend on the computer - the chicks aren't real 
happy being seen on the arm of a mammoth -

Larry T (67 MGB, 74 911, 78 240D, 91 300D)
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From: " Auto World" <autoworld [at] roadrunner.com>
To: "Larry Turner" <l02turner [at] comcast.net>
Cc: "The FerrariList" <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Sent: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 12:58 PM
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...


> Candidly, I've had the same problem since I started taking Enzyte, the 
> pill for "natural male enhancement." Man, they should put a warning on the 
> box! I was bald too, then bought a quart bottle of Hair Growth 37 -- also 
> seen on TV. The problem is, I spilled the bottle all down my front. Now I 
> look like a freakin' woolly mammoth. Really I do.
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> ----- Original Message ----- 
>  From: red5hilser [at] aol.com
>  To: Bob Prosser
>  Cc: The FerrariList
>  Sent: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 7:23 AM
>  Subject: [Ferrari] Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...
>
>
>  Great story.
>
>
>  When I used to 'work' for a living, and I was in Production Management at 
> Tucson Newspapers, one of our janitors was named Gerard. He was a member 
> of a small 'Born Again' religious sect called 'The Door.' He gave them his 
> paycheck and they provided him with room and board. I had heard rumors 
> that he was 'well endowed' from some of the pressmen that he showered with 
> when he got off shift.  One day an on-the-job accident report came across 
> my desk that was hard to believe. It stated that in the press locker room, 
> after his shower, he had sat on his penis, injuring himself, and 
> requesting that it be a Workmans Comp injury. WOW, I had never seen this 
> before and set out to investigate. I interviewed Gerard and asked him to 
> show me his injured member. We went into a mens room, Gerard pulled down 
> his pants, and *IT* fell out, dangling down to his knees. I gasped and 
> stepped back, not believing what I saw! Jeezez! it was LONGER AND THICKER 
> than the donkey I saw being used in the  sta
>   g show in Tijuana, Mexico that my uncle took me to see when I was 14 
> years-old. Yes, it was red and swollen and I didn't want to touch it. I 
> asked him if he had a girlfriend and used it, and he told me that, no, he 
> was saving it for marriage. What a shame. If I were hung like that, I 
> would have had to get an unlisted phone number! Anyway, I re-read the 
> report and had the Building Maintence Manager rewrite the report, editing 
> such words as 'cock, schlong, and prick out.' I knew that they wouldn't 
> fly past our VERY professional HR department. Somehow <G> word was leaked 
> out about Gerard's 'unfortunate' problem and the girls at work wouldn't 
> leave him alone, trying to get a date. Lucky Bastard!
>
>  Yer (less popular) pal, Ferrari Bubba
>
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