Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...

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Candidly, I've had the same problem since I started taking Enzyte, the pill for 
"natural male enhancement." Man, they should put a warning on the box! I was 
bald too, then bought a quart bottle of Hair Growth 37 -- also seen on TV. The 
problem is, I spilled the bottle all down my front. Now I look like a freakin' 
woolly mammoth. Really I do. 


----- Original Message ----- 
  From: red5hilser [at] aol.com 
  To: Bob Prosser 
  Cc: The FerrariList 
  Sent: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 7:23 AM
  Subject: [Ferrari] Fwd: The Sad Saga Of Poor Gerard...


  Great story.


  When I used to 'work' for a living, and I was in Production Management at 
Tucson Newspapers, one of our janitors was named Gerard. He was a member of a 
small 'Born Again' religious sect called 'The Door.' He gave them his paycheck 
and they provided him with room and board. I had heard rumors that he was 'well 
endowed' from some of the pressmen that he showered with when he got off shift. 
 One day an on-the-job accident report came across my desk that was hard to 
believe. It stated that in the press locker room, after his shower, he had sat 
on his penis, injuring himself, and requesting that it be a Workmans Comp 
injury. WOW, I had never seen this before and set out to investigate. I 
interviewed Gerard and asked him to show me his injured member. We went into a 
mens room, Gerard pulled down his pants, and *IT* fell out, dangling down to 
his knees. I gasped and stepped back, not believing what I saw! Jeezez! it was 
LONGER AND THICKER than the donkey I saw being used in the  sta
   g show in Tijuana, Mexico that my uncle took me to see when I was 14 
years-old. Yes, it was red and swollen and I didn't want to touch it. I asked 
him if he had a girlfriend and used it, and he told me that, no, he was saving 
it for marriage. What a shame. If I were hung like that, I would have had to 
get an unlisted phone number! Anyway, I re-read the report and had the Building 
Maintence Manager rewrite the report, editing such words as 'cock, schlong, and 
prick out.' I knew that they wouldn't fly past our VERY professional HR 
department. Somehow <G> word was leaked out about Gerard's 'unfortunate' 
problem and the girls at work wouldn't leave him alone, trying to get a date. 
Lucky Bastard!
   
  Yer (less popular) pal, Ferrari Bubba


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