Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Just keeping it real, yo!

[Steve Jenkins (steve]

Ken:

I'm printing this out and framing it. Thank you, my friend!

SJ 

-----Original Message-----
From: ken rentiers [mailto:rentiers [at] mac.com] 
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:09 AM
To: Steve Jenkins
Cc: 'The FerrariList'
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Just keeping it real, yo!

Brian:

I appreciate what you are saying, but I believe you missed my  
premise. When I inferred that all women are red on the inside I meant  
it. They are hardwired to react in a predictable fashion over time,  
given similar sets of circumstances. The only true variables are  
height, hair color and bra size. Modern society has addressed these  
issues by providing women with plastic surgeons, homosexual  
hairdressers and stiletto heels.

Being somewhat your senior and now happily independent of any formal  
bonds to a member of the opposite sex, I can draw objectively on my  
past experience with females. I didn't marry all of those I met!  
Suffice it to say that my amorous alliances, never actually counted  
(what a dreadful form of mental masturbation that would be) could be  
characterized as greater in number than the active members of the  
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders but less than the capacity of the SS  
Queen Mary. I knows whereof I speaks.

Women are all pretty much the same. If you are fortunate enough to  
have a kind one, hang on to her. You may be able to avoid the  
emotional blackmail and recurrent financial strip mining I  
experienced. I estimate I am twice as smart as MIckey Rooney. It took  
him 8 shots to figure it out. cLyDe, otoh, is very much brighter than  
me. Dave Handa is fucking brilliant.

To SteveJ whom I deeply admire: remember there is a valve beneath  
your belly button that diverts all the cerebral blood flow southward  
at the most inopportune moments, disabling the capacity for clear  
thinking. Women are unconsciously drawn to wealth and power, which  
are as ineluctably related as matter and energy. Even the nice ones.  
There is a price for everything, including great success in life. You  
are a target. Popeye had spinach. Make your decisions concerning  
women in the cold, sober light of morning, over a heaping bowl of  
Cocoa Puffs.

:-))

ken

On Aug 30, 2007, at 12:39 AM, Brian E. Buxton wrote:

> Well actually Ken you weren't doing the same thing over and over,  
> unless you married the same woman 4 times.  By marrying 4 different  
> women with different personalities, likes / dislikes, etc. (coupled  
> with your increased knowledge, wisdom, patience, relationship  
> skills that come with age and maturity), you had a good chance each  
> time of things working better than in the past.
>
> =)
>
> Brian
>
>
>
> ken rentiers wrote:
>
>> What's the difference between Women and Ferraris?
>>
>> Ferraris are all red on the outside.
>>
>> ken
>>
>> Married four times. Divorced four times.
>> Insanity consists of doing the same thing over and over in   
>> expectation of a different outcome.
>>
>

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