Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Just keeping it real, yo!

[clyde romero (clyderomero]

Don’t leave out BIG HEAD Dennis he is a Rhoades Scholar as well! 
And Steve because of your money you will always be the " wet toilet paper"
to women; you will be hard to get rid of! No matter how much you try!
And I know that did not sound right but I think you know what I meant!

         
 
 
Clyde
 
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-----Original Message-----
From: JIM WILCOX [mailto:jimshadow [at] verizon.net] 
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2007 6:46 AM
To: clyde
Cc: ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Just keeping it real, yo!

Once again,  SAGE ADVICE from our friend Ken!!!!!!!!
  His last sentence should be on the MUG.
   
  JIM

ken rentiers <rentiers [at] mac.com> wrote:
  Brian:

I appreciate what you are saying, but I believe you missed my 
premise. When I inferred that all women are red on the inside I meant 
it. They are hardwired to react in a predictable fashion over time, 
given similar sets of circumstances. The only true variables are 
height, hair color and bra size. Modern society has addressed these 
issues by providing women with plastic surgeons, homosexual 
hairdressers and stiletto heels.

Being somewhat your senior and now happily independent of any formal 
bonds to a member of the opposite sex, I can draw objectively on my 
past experience with females. I didn't marry all of those I met! 
Suffice it to say that my amorous alliances, never actually counted 
(what a dreadful form of mental masturbation that would be) could be 
characterized as greater in number than the active members of the 
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders but less than the capacity of the SS 
Queen Mary. I knows whereof I speaks.

Women are all pretty much the same. If you are fortunate enough to 
have a kind one, hang on to her. You may be able to avoid the 
emotional blackmail and recurrent financial strip mining I 
experienced. I estimate I am twice as smart as MIckey Rooney. It took 
him 8 shots to figure it out. cLyDe, otoh, is very much brighter than 
me. Dave Handa is fucking brilliant.

To SteveJ whom I deeply admire: remember there is a valve beneath 
your belly button that diverts all the cerebral blood flow southward 
at the most inopportune moments, disabling the capacity for clear 
thinking. Women are unconsciously drawn to wealth and power, which 
are as ineluctably related as matter and energy. Even the nice ones. 
There is a price for everything, including great success in life. You 
are a target. Popeye had spinach. Make your decisions concerning 
women in the cold, sober light of morning, over a heaping bowl of 
Cocoa Puffs.

:-))

ken

On Aug 30, 2007, at 12:39 AM, Brian E. Buxton wrote:

> Well actually Ken you weren't doing the same thing over and over, 
> unless you married the same woman 4 times. By marrying 4 different 
> women with different personalities, likes / dislikes, etc. (coupled 
> with your increased knowledge, wisdom, patience, relationship 
> skills that come with age and maturity), you had a good chance each 
> time of things working better than in the past.
>
> =)
>
> Brian
>
>
>
> ken rentiers wrote:
>
>> What's the difference between Women and Ferraris?
>>
>> Ferraris are all red on the outside.
>>
>> ken
>>
>> Married four times. Divorced four times.
>> Insanity consists of doing the same thing over and over in 
>> expectation of a different outcome.
>>
>

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