Ferrari Mailing List: Re: what is this?

[Rick Lindsay (rolindsay]

   YES!!!  Finally!  Proof that MAN is causing global
climate change and that natural processes like 4.5
billion years of geology have nothing to do with it!!!
 That old fart, Al Gore was right!

rick

--- David Thursby <david [at] thethursbys.net> wrote:

> Rick Lindsay wrote:
> > Okay, this thread has degraded so far that even I
> can
> > contribute!  
> >
> > A friend of mine in New Zealand, professes to be
> > trying to fart negative "stink radicals" (A.K.A.
> > negative farticles, in the common press).  His
> theory
> > is that if he can fart negative stink radicals he
> can,
> > with proper balance, negate the smell of positive
> > radicals - just by taking a dump!  Then again, who
> > knows what kind of energy might be released when
> the
> > two farticles annihilate one another?!  Could this
> be
> > the source of 'dark matter'? 
> >
> > I love science.
> >
> > rick
> > Cc: RodMon, flatulence scientist extraordinaire
> >
> > --- "Ferrarisimo [at] Comcast.net"
> > <Ferrarisimo [at] comcast.net> wrote:
> >
> >   
> Quite possibly correct, except for 1 minor issue....
> In the Southern 
> Hemisphere, the vortex of the outgoing particle
> stream would in fact 
> rotate in a direction opposite to that of a similar
> vortex created in 
> the NH. This is evident when examining the direction
> of rotation of high 
> and low pressure weather systems between the 2
> hemispheres (global 
> warming relevance here). Consequently, a positive
> radical displaced 
> from, say, San Francisco, would in fact be enhanced
> if subjected to a 
> negative farticle vortex when in the Southern
> Hemisphere. This would 
> totally unbalance the status quo of radicals in both
> hemispheres. The 
> best evidence for this yet is the bombing of the
> Rainbow Warrior (itself 
> a vessel of radicalism) by the French military in
> the 80's while at 
> berth in Auckland. ie the traditional NH positive
> radical (Rainbow 
> Warrior and crew) was upstaged by the now even more
> radical French 
> military. Ergo, it is an ill wind that blows when
> the French fart down 
> under, under the covers of darkness.
> 
> YMMV (Gas related economy link), Dave
> 
>