Re: what is this?
From: Ferrarisimo [at] Comcast.net (Ferrarisimocomcast.net)
Date: Wed, 9 Jul 2008 14:39:43 -0700 (PDT)
Wait, Maybe Farticles are like Quarks - each having its opposite particle?

Scottie

On Jul 9, 2008, at 1:15 PM, David Thursby wrote:

Rick Lindsay wrote:
Okay, this thread has degraded so far that even I can
contribute!

A friend of mine in New Zealand, professes to be
trying to fart negative "stink radicals" (A.K.A.
negative farticles, in the common press).  His theory
is that if he can fart negative stink radicals he can,
with proper balance, negate the smell of positive
radicals - just by taking a dump!  Then again, who
knows what kind of energy might be released when the
two farticles annihilate one another?!  Could this be
the source of 'dark matter'?

I love science.

rick
Cc: RodMon, flatulence scientist extraordinaire

--- "Ferrarisimo [at] Comcast.net"
<Ferrarisimo [at] comcast.net> wrote:


Quite possibly correct, except for 1 minor issue.... In the Southern
Hemisphere, the vortex of the outgoing particle stream would in fact
rotate in a direction opposite to that of a similar vortex created in
the NH. This is evident when examining the direction of rotation of high
and low pressure weather systems between the 2 hemispheres (global
warming relevance here). Consequently, a positive radical displaced
from, say, San Francisco, would in fact be enhanced if subjected to a
negative farticle vortex when in the Southern Hemisphere. This would
totally unbalance the status quo of radicals in both hemispheres. The
best evidence for this yet is the bombing of the Rainbow Warrior (itself
a vessel of radicalism) by the French military in the 80's while at
berth in Auckland. ie the traditional NH positive radical (Rainbow
Warrior and crew) was upstaged by the now even more radical French
military. Ergo, it is an ill wind that blows when the French fart down
under, under the covers of darkness.


YMMV (Gas related economy link), Dave

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