Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Uncle Kenz Voting Guide 2008

[Mike Fleischer (themightytoe]

Wow that is way too many rules...  Typically Texan.  Claim to be free 
and impose scads of rules on everyone else...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

Its really pretty simple.  Vote Paris

I like her energy policy, and she is much more eloquent than our current 
leader.

M

ken rentiers wrote:
> Uncle Kenz Voting Guide 2008
>
> By now this election probably has you pretty confused. Fear not! Use  
> this handy guide to make your selection process simple and easy. You  
> will be assured of picking the best man for the job...
>
> Open your ballot to the first page:
>
> Rule One: 	
> 	If only one candidate is a Lawyer vote for the other guy.
> 	If both candidates are Lawyers (the usual case) skip this section  
> and go to Rule Two.
> 	If neither candidate is a Lawyer, do not vote for the incumbent!  
> Forget Democrat v Republican, once elected you will get the same  
> bull**** either way. Pick the guy that has never been to DC before so  
> you have a chance of honest representation for at least six months  
> before your boy is totally corrupted by lobbyists.
>
> Rule Two:	
> 	If both candidates are Lawyers and there is a minority party choice  
> available, pick him. (Do not vote for a female, this country is  
> already suffering from  menopause) Suitable selections include  
> Libertarian, Constitutionalist and Amalgamated Elves  of the North  
> Pole. Avoid any party that has a color in the name like Green, Red or  
> Black Panthers. Eschew choosing any candidate that belongs to an  
> organization called 'Worker's', 'People's', 'Radical' or 'New'.
> 	If you still cannot find a suitable representative, and you simply  
> will not tolerate any more of the same old same old, meet the author  
> on the Washington Mall November 3rd. But first please visit  
> Pitchforks 'R Us!.
>
>
> k
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