Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Uncle Kenz Voting Guide 2008

[JAshburne (JAshburne]

Not to mention easier on the eyes and HOT!
 
 
In a message dated 8/7/2008 12:07:46 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
themightytoe [at] gmail.com writes:

Wow that  is way too many rules...  Typically Texan.  Claim to be free 
and  impose scads of rules on everyone  else...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

Its really  pretty simple.  Vote Paris

I like her energy policy, and she is  much more eloquent than our current 
leader.

M

ken rentiers  wrote:
> Uncle Kenz Voting Guide 2008
>
> By now this  election probably has you pretty confused. Fear not! Use  
> this  handy guide to make your selection process simple and easy. You  
>  will be assured of picking the best man for the job...
>
> Open  your ballot to the first page:
>
> Rule One:      
>     If only one candidate is a Lawyer vote for the other  guy.
>     If both candidates are Lawyers (the usual case)  skip this section  
> and go to Rule Two.
>     If  neither candidate is a Lawyer, do not vote for the incumbent!  
>  Forget Democrat v Republican, once elected you will get the same   
> bull**** either way. Pick the guy that has never been to DC before  so  
> you have a chance of honest representation for at least six  months  
> before your boy is totally corrupted by  lobbyists.
>
> Rule Two:    
>     If  both candidates are Lawyers and there is a minority party choice   
> available, pick him. (Do not vote for a female, this country is   
> already suffering from  menopause) Suitable selections  include  
> Libertarian, Constitutionalist and Amalgamated  Elves  of the North  
> Pole. Avoid any party that has a color  in the name like Green, Red or  
> Black Panthers. Eschew choosing  any candidate that belongs to an  
> organization called  'Worker's', 'People's', 'Radical' or 'New'.
>     If you still  cannot find a suitable representative, and you simply  
> will not  tolerate any more of the same old same old, meet the author  
> on  the Washington Mall November 3rd. But first please visit  
>  Pitchforks 'R Us!.
>
>
> k
>  _________________________________________________________________


 



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