Ferrari Mailing List: Fwd: FIA

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Wow! Kudos (almost) to cLyDe. That was a well crafted piece of good jouralism 
that had me thinking of changing cLyDe's name back to Clyde ... until I saw 
that little word 'whilst.' 

Hey cLyde, I don't think that that word is in the vocabulary of a home-grown 
Southern lad like yourself.. At least not around here in East Jesus, Arkansas, 
although we do have a town, England, AR.

BTW, my fine Tifosi friend, before you get your lace panties in a bind, your 
post does start off with the words,  Original Messasge, don't it? <g>

Still yer pal, Shitbox Bubba


-----Original Message-----
From: cLyDe



Got a Ferrari?
ot quite good enough at driving?
re other boys faster than you in the wet?
hen you need:

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
 This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:
 Anti overtaking assurance
een overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other
arty even if it’s embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

Exclusive access to a secret "second lane" in the pits
ust to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane
ust for you

Guaranteed world championship?
ad a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
cross the track and take off your nearest championship title contender -
e'll do the rest

Need extra cash?
imply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
e'll guarantee a $100,000,000 windfall so that the rich get richer!

Bits f
alling off your car? 
t Ferrari International Assistance we operate a "blind eye" policy just for
errari drivers

Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
t's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
nyway? And how dare they be in front of you

 bit bored? Want some extra action?
ith FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership
ctivities including the popular "kill your pit crew" game

ot sure when you might need us next?
elax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to
ake something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you
ight find yourself in

Bonus Offer!
 Order our FIA plus pack and receive exclusive access to our Nazi style
rgies *


Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100
ears 

 
            
  
Clyde
 
Capt. Clyde Romero Jr.
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