Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Fwd: FIA

[clyderomero (clyderomero]

The fact that you have said something let's me know I hit your heart strings

Clyde at the moto gp 
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-----Original Message-----
From: red5hilser [at] aol.com

Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 10:31:00 
To: clyde<clyderomero [at] worldnet.att.net>
Cc: The FerrariList<ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Subject: [Ferrari] Fwd:  FIA


Wow! Kudos (almost) to cLyDe. That was a well crafted piece of good jouralism 
that had me thinking of changing cLyDe's name back to Clyde ... until I saw 
that little word 'whilst.' 

Hey cLyde, I don't think that that word is in the vocabulary of a home-grown 
Southern lad like yourself.. At least not around here in East Jesus, Arkansas, 
although we do have a town, England, AR.

BTW, my fine Tifosi friend, before you get your lace panties in a bind, your 
post does start off with the words,  Original Messasge, don't it? <g>

Still yer pal, Shitbox Bubba


-----Original Message-----
From: cLyDe



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