Ferrari Mailing List: Re: FIA

[Rick Moseley (ramosel]

But of course!!!  ;-)

Rick

-----Original Message-----
From: clyderomero [at] worldnet.att.net [mailto:clyderomero [at] 
worldnet.att.net] 
Sent: Saturday, September 13, 2008 9:51 AM
To: Rick Moseley
Cc: The FerrariList
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] FIA

Iam an independant
Haven't you noticed!

Clyde
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-----Original Message-----
From: "Rick Moseley" <ramosel [at] pacbell.net>

Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 08:21:00 
To: 'clyde romero'<clyderomero [at] worldnet.att.net>
Cc: 'The FerrariList'<ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Subject: RE: [Ferrari] FIA


Jeez Clyde, you should be working at NBC for the Dems....

Rick

-----Original Message-----
From: clyde romero [mailto:clyderomero [at] worldnet.att.net] 
Sent: Saturday, September 13, 2008 6:57 AM
To: Rick Moseley
Cc: rfarrisjr [at] comcast.net; MTaylor319 [at] aol.com; 'Thompson, Denise';
porter.bingham [at] gmail.com; The FerrariList
Subject: [Ferrari] FIA

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