Ferrari Mailing List: Re: NFC: Afraid to ask... Catalina Island

[Red5hilser (Red5hilser]

Hey Rodney: I never leave home without mine!
 
Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba
 
 
In a message dated 2/25/2009 12:38:04 P.M. Central Standard Time, LtWacko  
writes:

Palm Springs will just be a quickie.  Must  see a few cousins for a late 
breakfast.  Maybe with have kin folk 'cuz of  your sharing mood back in the 
day... 
 LOL. 
 
I'll look up the food places in Phoenix.   Thanks for the tips. 
 
Rodney
PS. I always make sure I have a handcuff key  "handy" just in case.
 
 
 
In a message dated 02/25/09 08:42:42 Central Standard Time, Red5hilser  
writes:

    
Hey Rodney: A "well heeled group?" Well heeled my ass. In the desert, I  
found that more money that you spend, the more boring your stay will be.  
You'll 
see.
 
You're about 30 years too late to 'party' in Palm Springs, my man. Back  in 
the day, my favorite spot was always Taquitz Falls, located about half a  mile 
west of Palm Canyon Drive, just above downtown.
 
It was a beautiful little oasis, with a natural 70-foot waterfall where  you, 
and a hundred or so of your new friends could 'let your hair down,' as  they 
say, splash and frolic in the cool, clear water without the  bothersome need 
of restrictive bathing suits. But that was back in the  1970's when the motto 
was 'Everybody shares, man,' And that meant either  your herb, various 
chemicals . . . or even your girlfriend!
 
The only rule there was that there were NO rules. When my kids were old  
enough to start asking me about 'where do babies come from,' I took them up  to 
the Falls, and believe me, in one hot, sunny afternoon, they learned more  
about 
the Kama Sutra and sexual positions than if they had gone to a Johnny  
Wadd/Long Dong Silver Film Fest at the local Pussycat Theater. No more  
questions 
after that.
 
These days, Palm Springs is filled with folks that might have a far  
different sexual orientation than would be depicted in an old Norman  Rockwell 
Saturday Evening Post cover. Different strokes . . .
 
And Rodney, better watch out. That 'girl' that you chatted up in the  club 
down on Palm Canyon Drive earlier in the evening, might be full of  surprises 
when you take her back to your motel room for a nightcap. And  under NO 
circumstances, let 'her' tie you up and blindfold you in bed for a  little 
kinky 'fun 
& games!' Especially if 'she' whips out a tube of K-Y  from 'her' purse before 
the lights go out, if you get my drift.
 
But now, depending on just how 'adventuresome' you are, there's a  
winter-long 'Burning Man' Festival at a place known as The Slabs. An old  
abandoned AFB, 
on the other side of the Salton Sea. 
 
It hosts a 100,000 strong band of 'thrill seekers,' who live, laugh,  and 
love below the radar screen of modern civlilization. Tents,  motor-homes, 
campers, or just sleeping bags and a campfire is what they call  home from 
about late 
October until the temps start the climb to  115* in the summer. Take this old 
camper's advice though, better go  armed. Better safe than sorry.
 
In Phoenix, I suggest eating at either The Heart Attack Grill, or the  
downtown Sports Bar owned by Alice Cooper & Randy Johnson. At the Spts  joint, 
their 
special is 'Randy Johnson's Big Unit.' Believe me, it's more  than a 
mouthful. Some say it approaches 2 feet in length. There's even a  sign above 
the door 
that proudly announces that, 'Linda Lovelace Refused To  Eat Here.' <g>
 
The Heart Attack Grill serves cheeseburgers that are so artery clogging  that 
the wait-staff all wear the skimpy nurse outfits that you see in the  films 
that are shown down at your local Pussycat Theater.
 
Hope this was of help. Let us now, and good luck, yer pal Ferrari  Bubba
 
 
In a message dated 2/24/2009 8:58:40 P.M. Central Standard Time,  
ltwacko [at] aol.com writes:

Hey  gang, I thought of no better place to ask advice on traveling somewhere  
than this well-heeled group.   I'm going to visit Mom this week  in Phoenix 
and then see some of my business partners in Palm Springs,  Huntington Beach, 
Long Beach and then finish up some business in  Scottsdale next week.  I'm 
taking Mom with me to visit the SoCal clan  on the weekend and we were thinking 
of 
hitting Catalina Island.  It's  been on my list for many years and I missed 
going to special events there  during my dancing days.  Any advice for this 
round trip from Phoenix  and back?  Mom is having me rent a car instead of 
using 
hers since I  tend to destroy most anything I drive even for a short trip...   
Weather there is better than anything in Chicago right now.  We are  up for 
adventure.  Mom taught me how to "party" (scary thought about  mom for those 
that know me  already).

Thanks.

Rodney
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