Fw: Mark your calendars NFC | <– Date –> <– Thread –> |
From: Stephen Sherman (sherman![]() |
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Date: Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:29:33 -0700 (PDT) |
----- Original Message ----- From: Fred Jepson To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:58 PM Subject: Fw: Mark your calendars Don't forget to mark your calenders. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America ! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Attention: The information contained in this message and or attachments is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender and delete the material from any system and destroy all copies. This e-mail message has been scanned and cleared by MailMarshal - Marshal Software's comprehensive email content security solution. North Central Coop - 2025 South Wabash Street - Wabash, IN 46992 ------------------------------------------------------------------------
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