Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Its ClyDEs words of wisdom

[clyderomerof4 (clyderomerof4]

And guys you thought I was funny!
I am glad I wasn't reading this while flying I would have had a mid air!

Clyde
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-----Original Message-----
From: Phil Tegtmeier <philville [at] windstream.net>
Date: Sun, 13 Nov 2011 13:11:53 
To: The FerrariList<ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Cc: clyde romero<clyderomerof4 [at] bellsouth.net>
Subject: Its ClyDEs words of wisdom

I missed much of this original post by our opinionated friend Clyde;

However,




"The 456 has the same quality control issues as the 348 had. NONE!

I was not aware of any quality control issues, as I recall there was a 
separate division of service that dealt with that.  I was not allowed 
to go there.


Leaking windows! Please that went away with Citroen ( for you who don’t 
know that that is, it is not a hair care product, PHIL tell them 
please!)

Citroen is not a hair care product, in fact, they manufactured one of 
worlds all time great and loved cars, the Deux Chaveau. It also comes 
in a green bottle at your liquor store with about a 14% alcohol 
content, which is good to have handy when reviewing your 456 repair 
bills.

Anyway 4 four seater modern day Ferrari, WTF were they thinking? I mean 
most of the crowd who bought this 12 cylinder shit box with and 
Automatic transmission( there they go again trying to cross dress, 
haven’t they learned!) did have 3 friends to go anywhere with them!
Have seen this crowd anywhere? Tell me please where they hang out at 
STARBUCKS, Wendys, hell they dare not show their faces in public, it is 
like they are sex offenders of the prancing horse crowd, I mean really!

It is physically impossible to be a sex offender in the back of a 456

Any this car was a serious flop, if you have the climate where it 
doesn’t rain like IRAN, buy one they are cheaper than a 348.

I think I read some where recently that Australia is buying them to 
help stabilize the Great Barrier Reef in some areas

I would pay for the video of the guy bringing one in on trade. It would 
be like bring in a Masseratti Quatrro Port or worse yet ANY ASTON 
MARTIN in on a trade.
Hell a Iraqi T-72 has more trade in value than any of those cars! At 
least it would start an run!

I do have a copy of that video, I made it knowing I would probably need 
it to defend my position in court.

( PHIL I know you are laughing!!)

You know me too well

Phil tell us all what you would say when some poor un suspecting soul  
would bring their treasure  slug in for trade?

First it would depend on who sold the car originally and wether or not 
I liked them ( the seller )
Second it would depend on wether or not I knew they were coming in, if 
I knew, then I wouldn't be there
If they caught me off guard I would tell them I had just been fired and 
was here to clean out my desk

What were the words you would say to them on value? I gotta know! It’s 
the holidays tell us, because there are those out there in LA LA Land 
who have these 4 wheel cars and they need to hear it from a GRANDFATHER 
rather than some guy in a cheap suit and a dime store tie!
Enlighten us PHIL you know the words"

Before the sale I would ask them what they were smoking and if they 
cared to share.
After the sale I would refer them to my previous question.


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