Ferrari Mailing List: Re: New Audi Supercar

[Ken Rentiers (rentiers]

Well there are several kinds of west coast girl...

	Seattle webbed feet and greenish tinge on north side of body, coffee  
breath
	Portland checked flannel shirt and braided armpits
	San Francisco girls have a peepee
	LA silicone sisters

Personally I think the hottest girls are in NYC. Buenos Aires even  
better.

uncle ken

Felipe Massa’s task of aiding Ferrari teammate Michael Schumacher in  
the title battle against Renault’s Fernando Alonso has been  
complicated by an unscheduled engine change in his 248 F1 following  
practice at the Shanghai Circuit today.

The Brazilian will thus lose 10 spots on the grid for Sunday’s race.  
Following Massa’s issues, Ferrari has thoroughly re-inspected  
Schumacher’s power plant, finding no reasons to worry.

"Starting 10 places back is not really fantastic, but we will try and  
be motivated to do a great race," said Massa, who had been the  
fastest race driver in practice today.



On Sep 29, 2006, at 10:14 AM, Steve Jenkins wrote:

> No - he's seen my fiancé, and is married to a hottie himself. So SC's
> standards are West Coast, too. :)
>
> SJ
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: LS [mailto:lashdeep [at] yahoo.com]
> Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 8:07 AM
> To: Steve Jenkins
> Cc: ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com
> Subject: Re: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
>
>
> You too Steve?? Do you guys have an optometrist?
>
> --- Steve Cook <SCook [at] sbs.com> wrote:
>
> > There's a saying in the IT world that's useful in plastic surgery
> > settings:
> >
> > RFTB
> >
> > Which means: Rhinoplasty first, then boobs.
> >
> > She should have followed that rule... heheh
> >
> > -steve
> >
> >
> > ________________________________
> >
> > From: Steve Jenkins [mailto:steve [at] stevejenkins.com]
> > Sent: Fri 9/29/2006 8:39 AM
> > To: Steve Cook
> > Cc: Ferrari List
> > Subject: Re: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
> >
> >
> >
> > LOL. They're there, deep. They're just used to a higher standard. I
> > think
> > you'd find that the East Coast 10s are West Coast 7s. :)
> >
> > Steve
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: LS [mailto:lashdeep [at] yahoo.com]
> > Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 6:28 AM
> > To: Steve Jenkins
> > Cc: 'The FerrariList'
> > Subject: RE: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
> >
> >
> > www.dcnites.com/photos/album187/DSCF7791
> >
> > "That chick's
> > > roots
> > > are too dark, her arms are too skinny, her teeth and nose are too  
> > > big"
> >
> > Ken/Dennis/Jonathan kill me please...(grab SJ's balls first to  
> > make sure
> > they're still there)...then kill me.
> >
> > :)
> >
> > LS
> >
> > --- Steve Jenkins <steve [at] stevejenkins.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Where have you been? I've been single since 2004. :)
> > >
> > > And as a result, perhaps my standards have gone up a bit. That  
> > > chick's
> > > roots
> > > are too dark, her arms are too skinny, her teeth and nose are too  
> > > big,
> > > and
> > > the only redeeming part of her can be purchased for less than an
> > > 8-cylinder
> > > major service. :)
> > >
> > > SJ
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: LS [mailto:lashdeep [at] yahoo.com]
> > > Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 6:13 AM
> > > To: Steve Jenkins
> > > Cc: 'The FerrariList'
> > > Subject: RE: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
> > >
> > >
> > > http://www.dcnites.com/photos/album187/DSCF7791
> > >
> > > Steve, you must be married. I don't even see a nose in the picture
> > > above.
> > >
> > > LS
> > >
> > > --- Steve Jenkins <steve [at] stevejenkins.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Is it the camera lens? Or does every single person in those photos
> > > > really
> > > > have a crooked nose?
> > > >
> > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > From: LS [mailto:lashdeep [at] yahoo.com]
> > > > Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 6:07 AM
> > > > To: Steve Jenkins
> > > > Cc: The FerrariList
> > > > Subject: Re: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I'm ready too...this is the best we can do in DC:
> > > >
> > > > http://www.dcnites.com/photos/album187/DSCF7788
> > > >
> > > > --- Ken Rentiers <rentiers [at] mac.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Lashdeep:
> > > > >
> > > > > those eurotrash babes on Newbury street are modern technology.
> > Being
> > > > > a callow youth you might survive, but they would kill me - just by
> >
> > > > > wrapping their legs around my neck!!
> > > > >
> > > > > ready to die...
> > > > >
> > > > > uncle ken
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > On Sep 29, 2006, at 6:58 AM, LS wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Well, "super" is relative I guess:
> > > http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/2007-audi-r8-unveiled
> > > > > > "It uses the mid-engine Lamborghini Gallardo platform, and will
> > > > > > sell for
> > > > > > around $100,000.features standard xenon headlamps surrounded by
> > an
> > > > LED
> > > > > > cluster. Claimed 0 to 62 mph time is 4.6 seconds"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm really glad that one of the highlights of the car pertains
> > to
> > > > its
> > > > > > xenon headlights.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wonder if they spent the $1.32 to change the font on the
> > climate
> > > > > > control
> > > > > > buttons so they would be different than the A4?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 4wd, traction control, stability control, xenon headlamps,
> > > > > > automatic 2%
> > > > > > income tax donation, lawn dart detector, etc.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Modern technology? Kill me please...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > LS
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > www.exhaust.tv
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