Ferrari Mailing List: Re: New Audi Supercar

[LS (lashdeep]

These poor guys have never been to Montreal...

My faves:

1. Montreal
2. Tie -London/NYC
3. The 5hitty part of Montreal

"flannel shirt and braided armpits"

This describes most Volvo drivers too doesn't it?

LS


--- Ken Rentiers <rentiers [at] mac.com> wrote:

> Well there are several kinds of west coast girl...
> 
>       Seattle webbed feet and greenish tinge on north side of body, coffee  
> breath
>       Portland checked flannel shirt and braided armpits
>       San Francisco girls have a peepee
>       LA silicone sisters
> 
> Personally I think the hottest girls are in NYC. Buenos Aires even  
> better.
> 
> uncle ken
> 
> Felipe Massa?s task of aiding Ferrari teammate Michael Schumacher in  
> the title battle against Renault?s Fernando Alonso has been  
> complicated by an unscheduled engine change in his 248 F1 following  
> practice at the Shanghai Circuit today.
> 
> The Brazilian will thus lose 10 spots on the grid for Sunday?s race.  
> Following Massa?s issues, Ferrari has thoroughly re-inspected  
> Schumacher?s power plant, finding no reasons to worry.
> 
> "Starting 10 places back is not really fantastic, but we will try and  
> be motivated to do a great race," said Massa, who had been the  
> fastest race driver in practice today.
> 
> 
> 
> On Sep 29, 2006, at 10:14 AM, Steve Jenkins wrote:
> 
> > No - he's seen my fiancé, and is married to a hottie himself. So SC's
> > standards are West Coast, too. :)
> >
> > SJ
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: LS [mailto:lashdeep [at] yahoo.com]
> > Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 8:07 AM
> > To: Steve Jenkins
> > Cc: ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com
> > Subject: Re: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
> >
> >
> > You too Steve?? Do you guys have an optometrist?
> >
> > --- Steve Cook <SCook [at] sbs.com> wrote:
> >
> >> There's a saying in the IT world that's useful in plastic surgery
> >> settings:
> >>
> >> RFTB
> >>
> >> Which means: Rhinoplasty first, then boobs.
> >>
> >> She should have followed that rule... heheh
> >>
> >> -steve
> >>
> >>
> >> ________________________________
> >>
> >> From: Steve Jenkins [mailto:steve [at] stevejenkins.com]
> >> Sent: Fri 9/29/2006 8:39 AM
> >> To: Steve Cook
> >> Cc: Ferrari List
> >> Subject: Re: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> LOL. They're there, deep. They're just used to a higher standard. I
> >> think
> >> you'd find that the East Coast 10s are West Coast 7s. :)
> >>
> >> Steve
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: LS [mailto:lashdeep [at] yahoo.com]
> >> Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 6:28 AM
> >> To: Steve Jenkins
> >> Cc: 'The FerrariList'
> >> Subject: RE: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
> >>
> >>
> >> www.dcnites.com/photos/album187/DSCF7791
> >>
> >> "That chick's
> >>> roots
> >>> are too dark, her arms are too skinny, her teeth and nose are too  
> >>> big"
> >>
> >> Ken/Dennis/Jonathan kill me please...(grab SJ's balls first to  
> >> make sure
> >> they're still there)...then kill me.
> >>
> >> :)
> >>
> >> LS
> >>
> >> --- Steve Jenkins <steve [at] stevejenkins.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Where have you been? I've been single since 2004. :)
> >>>
> >>> And as a result, perhaps my standards have gone up a bit. That  
> >>> chick's
> >>> roots
> >>> are too dark, her arms are too skinny, her teeth and nose are too  
> >>> big,
> >>> and
> >>> the only redeeming part of her can be purchased for less than an
> >>> 8-cylinder
> >>> major service. :)
> >>>
> >>> SJ
> >>>
> >>> -----Original Message-----
> >>> From: LS [mailto:lashdeep [at] yahoo.com]
> >>> Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 6:13 AM
> >>> To: Steve Jenkins
> >>> Cc: 'The FerrariList'
> >>> Subject: RE: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> http://www.dcnites.com/photos/album187/DSCF7791
> >>>
> >>> Steve, you must be married. I don't even see a nose in the picture
> >>> above.
> >>>
> >>> LS
> >>>
> >>> --- Steve Jenkins <steve [at] stevejenkins.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Is it the camera lens? Or does every single person in those photos
> >>>> really
> >>>> have a crooked nose?
> >>>>
> >>>> -----Original Message-----
> >>>> From: LS [mailto:lashdeep [at] yahoo.com]
> >>>> Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 6:07 AM
> >>>> To: Steve Jenkins
> >>>> Cc: The FerrariList
> >>>> Subject: Re: [Ferrari] New Audi Supercar
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> I'm ready too...this is the best we can do in DC:
> >>>>
> >>>> http://www.dcnites.com/photos/album187/DSCF7788
> >>>>
> >>>> --- Ken Rentiers <rentiers [at] mac.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Lashdeep:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> those eurotrash babes on Newbury street are modern technology.
> >> Being
> >>>
> >>>>> a callow youth you might survive, but they would kill me - just by
> >>
> >>>>> wrapping their legs around my neck!!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> ready to die...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> uncle ken
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> On Sep 29, 2006, at 6:58 AM, LS wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Well, "super" is relative I guess:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>> http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/2007-audi-r8-unveiled
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "It uses the mid-engine Lamborghini Gallardo platform, and will
> >>>>>> sell for
> >>>>>> around $100,000.features standard xenon headlamps surrounded by
> >> an
> >>>> LED
> >>>>>> cluster. Claimed 0 to 62 mph time is 4.6 seconds"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> I'm really glad that one of the highlights of the car pertains
> >> to
> >>>> its
> >>>>>> xenon headlights.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> I wonder if they spent the $1.32 to change the font on the
> >> climate
> >>>
> >>>>>> control
> >>>>>> buttons so they would be different than the A4?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> 4wd, traction control, stability control, xenon headlamps,
> >>>>>> automatic 2%
> >>>>>> income tax donation, lawn dart detector, etc.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Modern technology? Kill me please...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> LS
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> www.exhaust.tv
> >>>>
> 
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