Ferrari Mailing List: Re: [BULK] Re: New Audi Supercar

[Ken Rentiers (rentiers]

On Sep 30, 2006, at 9:30 AM, Doug and Terri Anderson wrote:

> > > LS notes ""flannel shirt and braided armpits"  This describes  
> > > most Volvo
> > > drivers too doesn't it?"
>
> Ayep - LS - for the most part.  That and Birkenstock sandals,  
> getting the
> freeway at 35 mpg had maintaining the speed limit ANYplace at 2 mph  
> under
> posted limits.   heh heh
>
> DOUG

Volvo: Flannel shirts and braided armpits. Birkenstocks. Green party  
bumper sticker. Drives 2 mph under the limit and shakes fist when you  
don't. Oregon plates. Car smokes blue haze despite driver's enviro- 
pretensions.

Buick: Pea green leisure suit, white patent leather shoes, support  
hose. 55 mph in the LH lane. AARP sticker. Farts a lot.

Porsche: Designer jeans, t-shirt from last PCA event, 2- trophy babe  
in RH seat. Tipotronic. Likes tomato juice. Parks in two straddled  
spaces. Gold American Express card.

Ferrari: In the garage or on the truck.

Flister: Drives older Ferrari. Washes it himself. No stickers. pays  
cash, eats cocoa puffs. Has to apply brakes as enters freeway. Babe  
in RH seat is naked.