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From: Ken Rentiers (rentiers mac.com)
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| Date: Mon, 1 Jan 2007 12:25:53 -0800 (PST) | |
Vast ice shelf collapses in the Arctic
Independent - 29 Dec 2006
By Michael McCarthy, Environment Editor. A vast ice shelf in the Canadian Arctic has broken up, a further sign of the astonishing rate at which polar ice is now melting because of global warming...
"Why.greetings Turd!" Back already from the wooly Mammoth hunt? At the rate you're going they will soon be extinct! Ahahahahahaha!" (ROFL)
"Og - listen! You know the big glacier that covers Washington, DC? Well - it has melted all the way back to New York City!"
"Ohmigod Turd! The globe is warming~! Soon the seas will rise and drown all those Neanderthals living in Atlantis! What can we do?"
"Quickly, Og! Put out that fire! And don't fart so much! At the rate things are warming we will soon lose the Florida Ice Shelf! Why: Seattle could become the new Miami, people might actually want to live in North Dakota. Puget Sound could be warm enough to swim in....."
DENVER -- National Guard troops in special tracked vehicles crawled through whiteout conditions and 10-foot snowdrifts in eastern Colorado on Saturday, rescuing motorists trapped by a blizzard that whipped the Plains from New Mexico up through the Dakotas.
Independent - 29 Dec 2006
By Michael McCarthy, Environment Editor. A vast ice shelf in the Canadian Arctic has broken up, a further sign of the astonishing rate at which polar ice is now melting because of global warming...
20,000 BC - The Ice Age:
"Og! Og!"
"Why.greetings Turd!" Back already from the wooly Mammoth hunt? At the rate you're going they will soon be extinct! Ahahahahahaha!" (ROFL)
"Og - listen! You know the big glacier that covers Washington, DC? Well - it has melted all the way back to New York City!"
"Ohmigod Turd! The globe is warming~! Soon the seas will rise and drown all those Neanderthals living in Atlantis! What can we do?"
"Quickly, Og! Put out that fire! And don't fart so much! At the rate things are warming we will soon lose the Florida Ice Shelf! Why: Seattle could become the new Miami, people might actually want to live in North Dakota. Puget Sound could be warm enough to swim in....."
'So, Turd, how is this bad?"
Winter storms bring blizzard to Plains
By JON SARCHE Associated Press writer Monday, January 01, 2007
DENVER -- National Guard troops in special tracked vehicles crawled through whiteout conditions and 10-foot snowdrifts in eastern Colorado on Saturday, rescuing motorists trapped by a blizzard that whipped the Plains from New Mexico up through the Dakotas.
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